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Doors Valentine's Day ([info]doorscupid) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2014-01-31 04:28:00

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Entry tags:delirium, plot: cupid

Trenton B
[Locked to Trenton B]

Apparently some idiot said that money can't buy happiness. What's the last thing that made you happy without spending a dime?



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[info]imaginaryfish
2014-01-31 05:47 pm UTC (link)
That person sounds like a complete asshole. Maybe they're right, but I'm still holding onto the belief that money can buy my way into heaven. [... Um, thinking.] You know, things.

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[info]doorscupid
2014-01-31 07:17 pm UTC (link)
With that sort of specificity, you're looking at getting this work of art. You are going to be one seriously lucky Valentine.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2014-01-31 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Its so beautiful, and there's ONLY 1 LEFT WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

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[info]doorscupid
2014-01-31 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Consider it ordered, but I'll be holding it hostage until I get some more information. What do you do? What do you like? Are you just a sentient rock with no hobbies? Because I could use a new pet rock.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2014-01-31 11:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm on the board of directors for Caesers Entertainment Corp.

I like weed and Balenciaga. I'm probably more like a sentient rock in a bionic body, but no, no hobbies. I took some ambien and reorganized my iTunes by color the other night, if that counts.

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[info]doorscupid
2014-02-01 08:52 am UTC (link)
Oh, a corporate whore? Now you're speaking my language.

But on the other hand, ranking Balenciaga above YSL is only acceptable because of the presence of one Alexander Wang. You can redeem yourself by naming your favourite liquor.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2014-02-01 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Yves? You're killing me, smalls.

Massive quantities of gin.

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[info]doorscupid
2014-02-03 06:52 am UTC (link)
With kindness, I hope. Or inflicted liver failure, I'm cool with either.

Redundant. Any selection of alcohol should be provided in massive quantities. How sweet.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2014-02-05 05:19 am UTC (link)
Then I guess you can procure me a boatload of booze and be done with it.

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[info]doorscupid
2014-02-05 10:26 pm UTC (link)
But that's so horribly unoriginal. If you're not going to be any help, I'm just going to have to come up with more exciting methods of debauchery for you.

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