[As Captain Hook.]
You know, when a man tells you one of his privateers has gone rogue and started raiding his own shipping lines, you say fine, not a problem, more than happy to fight fire with fire if the gold is good. You don't exactly expect to find his daughter on the vessel, though, once you've put a few dozen holes in it. You're left with the question of etiquette. Is she meant to go back to the king with the best treasures from the ship, as requested, or into the brig with all the other traitors who've turned brigand, as requested? The fish fork, or the dessert? Decisions, decisions.