NO EXITS

Okay, so I'm green and probably like 8 feet tall. If you see busted down doors [...] no you didn't.

Where can I get cigarettes and alcohol?

[The Fellowshit Fellowship of the Ring]

So far searching out information on a ring like what Mobius described has given me an equal share of useless answers for every guess that it could be deep in the Ruins. Which, Vax, you will be happy to know moves up to top pick your suggestion that we go somewhere dark, dank, and dangerous.

Take the night and settle whatever you need to settle. Buy what you need to buy. Tomorrow we venture forth.

ELSA:

are you okay
I’m sorry that
I’m sure he
Is there anything I
Maybe we can
I wish I

… Hello.

I would recommend caution when purchasing, finding or using magical items; most will come with certain drawbacks in terms of either speed, stamina, strength or usage, or are cursed in a variety of ways. If this is common sense, then by all means, disregard my warning.

Beware land sharks. I believe the locals call them bulettes.

[CIRI]
We should buy you some new clothes.

[Friends (if you think you are, you are!)]

Everyone good? I would've checked in sooner, but yesterday was, uh... existentially confusing?

[Stevie]

👋 Hanging in there ok?

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Hi everyone - just wanted to check in and see how you were all doing. Also see if anyone's in an adventuring kind of mood?

I've been listening around, doing some snooping for anything that may be relevant to our timeline research interests - and it seems like the merchants have a lot of info about various doo-dads that pique my curiosity. I don't have exact details but I've heard rumors about something called the Book of Time, basically a whole bunch of chronomancer knowledge and spells we want to get our hands on. If anyone would be up for tracking this book down, I think it'd really help us.

There's also a ring I heard rumblings about too - it's a ring that allows you to store spells in it to use at any point and since breaking the timeloop is going to require a combo of magic and science/tech (or at least that's been my guess, and the path we're currently on) we're going to need helpful supplies like that too.

rar( rawr )

I'm a cat? I assume this is one of those "unfamiliar new worlds".

...Scott?

Where is it that we've arrived this time?

It's not Thedas, but certainly not far off.

[Eliot]

Pressing question - do you have horns? Or anything like that?

And also be okay

[Orlin]

Thanks for letting me help in the clinic last week. How did you fare this week?

Why am I blue?

[...]

Look what I have. It's pretty bitchin.

[ attached is an image. ]

i don't have my blasters

the ceiling is too short

the door is too small

i don't have my blasters

[[OOC NOTE: Rocket is a minotaur, pretend the icon makes sense! Thankie.]]

I'm not a vampire and I have a dragon. This week is already better than most.

If you find yourself low on coin to pay for things, come see me. I can make duplicates.

So some of us— most of us?— woke up different this week.

Everyone okay? No one else is a horse and might need assistance with [...] everything?

Also maybe watch your step when you open the door to your room this morning. There are ladders but most of the doors aren't on ground level. Besides Butler, though, the rest of the campus looks more or less the same. I'm walking the campus and making sure.

I don't suppose anyone recognizes where we are?

ETA So the bathroom situation is not optimal but at least there's running water?

I HAVE MAGIC!

Hello. This is Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

I appear to be human again this week!

Despite appearances, I am still available in the clinic to take donations of blood from any who wish to volunteer. All donations are strictly confidential.

And if anyone needs assistance with a new form... I do not have my usual diagnostic capabilities, but I seem to be able to use... I think this is magic?


[Vampires]
You will be able to retrieve what you need by the end of the day. If it is still required. This week seems... different.

I haven't had solid food since ooh, 1963. I will take suggestions, because my stomach is growling.

We still have food, right?

DID SOMEONE STEAL A FUCKING FURNITURE STORE AGAIN? WHY AM I MISSING HALF OF ME?

Seriously, I'm not even five fucking feet tall. And my knives are missing. My fucking guns are missing. My room is different -- oh, that's Sharon.

motherfucking

After last week, yeah, it could be worse, but come the fuck on!

WEEK THIRTY-TWO

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

On the seventh day at precisely 1:32 AM, the campus once more resets. Everyone trapped in the experiment falls unconscious (if not sleeping already) only to wake up sometime afterward in their assigned bed, in their assigned room, in a new dorm (!!) as…

An adventuring party? What is this knock off Lord of the Rings bullshit?

That’s right. This week you’re all waking up as elves, dwarves, gnomes, whatever this is, humans, half-humans-- dressed in fantasy garb with fantasy skills/powers, armor and weapons that will replace your old clothing, weapon and skills/powers.

Stay with me folks, I know you’re gunna have a lot of questions…

(But also have a pinterest board of D&D character designs.)

( Roll for initiative! )

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.