NO EXITS

Where am I? Where's Mal and Zoya? Who the bloody hell gave me a crown, and how did my hair become dark again from white?


ooc note: this week, Alina is mentally swapped with her book canon, so she has no recollection of anything and is coming in middle of Rule of Wolves.

School's back in session, and I find myself looking for an daytime worker. Jefferson went back to college out of state, and I need someone else who can handle big animals and farm equipment. Ronan's a good kid, but I do need someone to fill dad's shoes. He can't quite stand up so much anymore

If you hear anyone looking for work, will you send them my way, please?

Alina, Ronan — I've got a basket of fruit for you to take home to your folks.

Friendly reminder, my fellow students.. homecoming is coming up soon! Hope you all have your nominees for King and Queen already!

Pretty soon, the student council is going to be meeting to discuss the next year for any and all events planned to give the senior year a hearty goodbye and a kick into the real world, so members, keep an eye out for meeting time and place for the end of this week.

Also, volleyball tryouts are coming up. Who is trying out with me??

Filter: Ronan

Did you end up coming in or watched someone break in anyway?

someone turn the lights out

It's not that I didn't enjoy the festivities last night -- I really did, actually. Made my miss my best friend, Mal, who wouldn't have hesitated to party along with everyone there and drank people under the table. (I could never even handle a single drink.)

But I have so many questions on how the songs were picked and how things were... automatic? For the lack of a better word.

Also, does anyone need a good hangover cure I can put together and deliver? Pickled cucumber and fatty soup are some common Ravkan ones I know of.

Hey! Quick question about this, you know, void space we come back to and all. Is it possible there's like a barn or maybe a zoo out there past where we can see? Maybe?

If not, anyone got an explanation on why there's suddenly a horse here? I'm from the City. I don't have experience with horses. I definitely don't know how to help this guy out but he seemed pretty intent on coming directly toward me.

Can horses have doritos? I feel bad just eating away in front of him.

I know my world had its share of extremely unique animals of which there is only one in existence in the entire world so I figure other worlds definitely have that.

But mine certainly does not have a large lion that is all pink!

[attached: picture of Lion]

I was a bit frightened at first, not sure what to expect but, it just flopped over and decided to sleep! Has anyone else every seen anything like this?

Another reset, another week.

Plus? No more broken arm.

Minus? What the hell is that black thing outside?

Good thing I know how to be quiet.

Picasso not so much. Guess she's stuck in my room for the week.

We barely made it back.

I can't wait to see what this place does to us next week.

Yeah, not really. I heard there were times nothing happened, but that hasn't happened for a while.

Um Hi. I have a bit of a request... is there anything someone can take if they're feeling a bit worn down and mildly under the weather? It's nothing contagious, I just need something to give me more energy. To really do anything at all.

Just so I am clear...

...when it says disappear...

...they go home, right?

Anybody got a spare doll house laying around? I think that's be the perfect size for me this week.

[Ronan Lynch]
Are you...normal? Or tiny? Or huge?

I have decided that being in the water is the only way to survive in this weather. Honestly, how do people live like this?

Does anyone wanna go to one of the water parks tomorrow? It's supposed to be hotter than fiendfyre again.

DAHJ:

So how's it having a dad? We didn't get to talk much at the party.

I know people are all excited about furniture and clothes and stuff, but hear me out:


TVs. Bluray players. Movies and tv shows. Video games and consoles. Stereos and bluetooth speakers and music (because I am absolutely downloading everything I can on my phone).

Anyone up for pooling their money and seeing what electronic and entertainment stuff we can get? Or what we can steal

If you spot a raven flying around campus, just leave her fucking be. She's mine. Her name's Chainsaw. Watch your shit because she will steal it.

I have taken the liberty to peruse the available literature on this particular location.

It appears to be a mid-20th century institution that lasted well into the early 21st century, and it is called an 'amusement' park. Yet I fail to see what is amusing.

I have observed at least thirty people complain about sore feet, and many more about the heat. And I have witnessed children losing sight of their parents at what appears to be a rather alarming rate. This does not seem amusing.

And there people attempting to take 'photos' of me. Is it required of me to stand still?

{FILTERED TO PARENTS (minus Rick, since he did not appear to want to be disturbed)}

But I am in need of advice. Ordinarily, I would ask Dr Crusher or Counsellor Troi, but they do not seem to be present. I have a daughter of whose existence I was previously unaware of, and I am uncertain how to proceed. And I have heard many of my human shipmates complain about their parents.

How do I avoid this?

So I guess all those names from previously are names of people who are no longer here? Because I've been trying to find Eddie and I can't find him anywhere.

Are those names the dead people?! Because that's a lot of names.

I think I found the killer.

[ooc note: during this.]

Alright. I'm convinced I'm not dreaming, and am also not in Ravka anymore. My dreams have been elaborate but definitely not on this level.

Since I'm still hoping I'm not being hunted in a new land now and have seen a multitude of different technologies and fashion, I could use some help in finding new clothes to fit in. All I have is what I came with and it smells too much like smoke and burnt hair for comfort (better not to ask).

I am not at all sure on what to write in here, but I am convinced I have died. Or have fallen into some sort of eternal sleep and this is a dream.

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.