NO EXITS

Okay. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I give up: the coffee pot wins. I normally love this coffee, but not like this. Not like this.

I've tried spells, lids, giving free cups to the whole damn classroom, drinking the entire thing myself, smashing it on the floor, throwing it out the window, pleading with it in every language I know and some I don't, but it keeps reappearing in the teacher's lounge and it won't. stop. refilling. If anyone thinks they can help me keep up with emptying it before it can overflow, please do. It's the huge coffee pot with the vines growing on the sides.

Uh, sorry if any of us is stuck on cleanup. You're gonna need a lot of wet floor signs.

Choose Your Own School Bus Adventure! Code ( The Choice is Yours and Yours Alone... )

Hello Derleth. I suppose I was due for a trip back in time after everything, but this is a bit further back than I would have liked. And sideways - if we're thinking of alternate and pocket universes as parallel verse linear. But I mean, neither of those are really a perfect metaphor, right? It's just the way our human brains like to process things.

Anyways. Sorry.

I'm Tilly. Coming from the USS Discovery & Starfleet Academy in the 32nd century.


I guess I'm supposed to teach math at the high school here?

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My fake parents will not let me leave and the windows don't open and I don't have my powers. They took my phone and I'm not sure how long it will take them to realise I got it back. I'm not even sure where we are. The mail is just addressed to 4 Suburban Street.

So something new started yesterday and came up again today, a little more obviously.

Back on the normal campus there was this... presence, sometimes I'd run into it in the early morning hours when I was headed down to the kitchens. And it's... back. Now. In my apartment, though, instead of Butler Hall. A little on the territorial side, too.

I'm thinking about skipping staying at my place till the last night, in any case. Just thought I should let people know in case they're trying to track down the university.

YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG