NO EXITS

Y'know, there are better ways to get my attention than a kidnapping and a creepy voicemail.

So the little card next to my bed mentioned City High School.

Um. Do I have to go? I haven't been to school before. There's a whole schedule of room numbers and I'm not sure if I really need it at this point. I mean, it's kind of a little late for me to start now, right?

I own a farm. It's obviously called The Barns. Still a drop out because fuck school.

I also woke up to someone sleeping next to me [...] He's apparently my boyfriend.

Looks like I'm without magic this week, but if you need surgery, I'm the Head Surgeon at the generically named Hospital.

Well this is... cryptic. Everyone good?

I was nearly mobbed getting coffee until I distinctly heard the words No, that's the brother.

I'm "the brother" now.

Hugh, please let us know you're still alive? And maybe don't go outside on your own just yet.

So if anyone has some aggression they'd like to get out in a way that won't alert the authorities, I... apparently work at a place where you can eat, drink, and throw axes? Come on by, say hello, I could probably sneak you some free food. We're apparently open late if you've found yourself somewhere you're not dying to go back to at night. Just don't bring your own sharp things until I've got a better feel for the place?

PERCY, KATE, LOKI, & KEYLETH:
Hey there, dream team. How's it looking for everyone this week? Thought I ought to check in early.

CIRI:
Doing all right? Figured I'd check on you after last week. And make sure you haven't ended up anywhere intolerable this week, that seems like it's hit or miss for everyone.

Filter: The Magicians and Yennefer

Okay so first off, I did not touch anything. You should know that first. And I didn't attempt anything.

But, there are a lot of stuff in my apartment that make me think that I was probably dabbling in magic in this world. And by things, I mean spellbooks, potion bottles, weird ingredients, a scrying crystal, all that stuff. Do I have any memory of any of it? Not at all. But I think this case like that one time I turned into a magician from a werewolf which makes me believe I'm probably not a werewolf here either.

Any of you want to come and take a look? Help me out maybe because omg if I really have magic again!

STEVE HARRINGTON, NANCY WHEELER, EDDIE MUNSON:

Um. So there's a girl at my place, and we live together. And share a bed, and SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE PHOEBE CATES. HER NAME IS LINDA. Yeah, I know. Really weird right?

And we work at Clothes Clothes Clothes (oh how original) together.

And I'm just rolling with this. She is really into me, and she's so cute.

I've heard stories of placing fucking with your backgrounds and giving you other lives and I guess this is a first. I'm a history teacher at the local high school which I guess is cool? I never thought I'd try that.

But call me a pessimist but I'm still waiting on the other shoe to drop and am kinda worried about the sudden lack of power people have. Somehow Taweret came through with me and she's here and so are my powers. Anyone else?

Filter: Marc & Steven

Where are you?