NO EXITS

Me and Matt are back and, wow, THAT was a fuckin' adventure. We met some undead, fought them but then didn't fight them, heard their sob story, they turned on the shady merchant who screwed them, and now he's uh - indisposed. Which means we took his shit. Like a cart full of jewels and shiny stuff - we don't need all of it so if anyone wants anything, come go through it and take some. Could be handy if we're ever someplace where we need to barter for items or pawn gems for cash.

Also I'm still a fucking bunny. Someone scratch me behind my ears.

We can keep things from here, right? And money?

Some of what we found might be useful to other people but not us. Maybe we could find somewhere people can show what they don't need to make it easier to trade things. That way everyone doesn't have to list everything or figure out themselves what it is. Some of what I found is magic and some seems like it's just trinkets or little games.

HOLY SHIT, GUYS, WE FUCKING MADE IT OUT

Next time someone asks if you want to go to some old abandoned ruins in the middle of fucking nowhere, say no.

Or say yeah. I mean, we all survived and got some interesting shit. But Jesus fuck, that was.... you know the phrase too close for comfort? That was damn uncomfortable.