NO EXITS

You guys, something amazing just happened!

I saved up some miles to go on an island tour with Kapp'n. We went out on his little boat, and as we were sailing, the sky turned dark. I was scared at first but when we got to the mystery island, there were star fragments all over the beach and sky was full of meteor showers and it was the most beautiful place I'd ever seen.

I think I wished on almost thirty shooting stars. It just felt magical, you know? I hope I'll find that island again some day. It reminded me of a song, I think. Maybe if I hum it for Isabelle, she'll know it.

Who the —

Really? An island of bloody tarantulas? Having a grand old time, picking up coconuts and chopping trees. Went to climb the side of a cliff, and as soon as I get there, there's a bloody tarantula. Barely even finished climbing. Wilbur helped me up again, but I didn't realize it was a whole damn island of them until there were three of them coming at me. Backed me into a corner..

ALL THREE OF THEM STUNG ME.

Then I wake up in a goo bath, some machine comes along and rips a bunch of plugs out of me, and shoots me into the bin.

What the hell kind of place is this? (And yes, I KNOW what they said. And I believe them. It's more of an expression of exasperation.)

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Are we placing any bets as to whether or not this is our last week in this mess?

I'm not smart enough for university. I failed the college entrance exam, so why am I in a regiment?

Is this a comic book? Do you like pulling people away from budding romantic moments? Because I would like to go back to that budding romantic moment.

But it's probably over already.

Am I MIA? Because my brother is a prose Why am I in a regiment?

PRIVATE TO YENNEFER

Have you had coffee today? Or a midday nap? I hope you don't have plans for midnight or so because you will not believe the gossip I've heard regarding the docks.