NO EXITS

This sucks. Not sure why any of you would purposefully pull your friends out for this.

What's the rush? If we're stuck here, there's time. If we're not, that other world is way easier to deal with. It's only been three days in there, last I checked.


[ALICE QUINN]

Saw you were out. Thought you should know Q is back. He's in there.

I had a horrible dream last night. Except I didn't really go anywhere, or maybe I did? But it wasn't anything like here. Everything was strange and awful. I feel like I didn't sleep at all.

Tom Nook's weirdo ex Redd is here with his boat on the north side of the island if anyone wants to try and find something worth buying. I bought a Dynamic Painting for my bedroom, I think it's going to look really neat there.

I honestly can't remember the last time I didn't have a mustache. But that's nothing new because I don't remember anything about what occurred prior to the equivalent of one-thousand years ago anyway.

I don't even know what I just typed either. All I know is that I'm real tired of having my brain messed with. Also, hi, I'm Mobius. Anyone see any feral pussycats around? I've been trying to find a couple in particular.

Ugh. Accidentally ran into Wisp when I meant to pick up a weed and now I have to find the soul pieces. You were looking RIGHT AT ME, BUDDY!

( You've got mail! )

There's some buzz floating around about our island, but it's not positive. Folks are starting to take notice. The lazy villagers keep trying to tell you, but you all keep dismissing them. Open the giant ass ears on your big old round head, and while I'm at it, let me lay some truth on you...the deep kind.

THIS WORLD ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

RICK OUT.

[Rick will not be replying as he is out of the Matrix. Sorry everyone!]

WHO: Isobel Evans
WHAT: Getting out of the matrix ~ getting in contact with Michael ~ going back into the matrix
WHEN: Day 1 of week 1 thru end of week 3/4, real world time, handwavey-ness something something
WHERE: Real world, in the pod -> whatever ship or w/e she ends up on -> back to the Matrix
WARNINGS: Vague reference to previous mind control trauma

( ... )

Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this but I need to find a way back in for my brother.

And since there's apparently some controversy about this (what is wrong with you people?) I want it publicly on record that if by some tiny chance I get stuck in there again, I want someone to get me out.

( animal crossing letter )