NO EXITS

So I was thinking with all the new people, maybe we could make a big dinner? I mean, it'd be a really, really big dinner but there are a few of us that know how to cook, and maybe people could bring their favorite side dishes if we have the things to make them?

...Maybe toward the end of the week so we can be sure we have enough supplies before the reset? What do you think?

I was also thinking maybe a talent show on the last day? Something fun. I could make sign ups for both if you guys are interested?

ETA Okay, I made a sign up sheet here for the dinner and the talent show! Let's do them on Day Five? Dinner with the talent show afterward? That will give everyone a few days to prepare and practice!

A lesser PSA: the small, scruffy dog-like creature running around and growling obscenities is perfectly happy and healthy. Mind your hands. If he doesn't like you, you are likely to come up against teeth or helfire. If he likes you, you are likely to come up against teeth or helfire, but less of each. He answers and also does not answer to Thori, Deathripper, and Murder That Prowls. Please don't give him treats.

Thank you.

Kind of lame that Brandy, Kelly, and Pablo decided not to show up this time. I mean, I guess they don't need to die a million times, but it still would have been nice for them to show up.

( . . . )

This is an absolutely hilarious twist on the alien abduction jokes, but I have an asshole wearing my brother's face that I have to handle. So thanks for the welcoming committee and all, but I'm going to find my way out of here.

Is anyone else I know stuck here, or is it just me?