NO EXITS

I've got five of these fuckers in bottles. Where are we keeping them?

Picked up a joke book somewhere and this is definitely how I'm coping sure.


Two cats tried to swim across the river. One is named "One-two-three," and the other is named "Un-deux-trois." Only one of them made it across. Which one made it?

So I have a series of news.

1. Good news: Stephen's wards really can prevent you from getting possessed and are mostly protective.
2. Bad news: the ghosts can still give you a beating especially, I guess, if you piss them off hard enough and it is a particularly powerful one.
3. Good news part 2: I was actually able to rumor the ghost but only when it went corporeal.

Stephen is safe right now but I'm going to need some medical assistance at my room for him as soon as possible. I can't really say what's wrong, maybe its physical, probably not mental?

I thought maybe I should make some kind of announcement about the spells I can do that are useful in this situation.

I can heal any type of wound. The more injured a person is, the harder it is to heal. I can also bring people back from the dead. I can only resurrect people three times a week. I think.

I have a spell I have never used before that would create a hallowed space. Within that space, everyone would be protected from the ghosts and anybody who has been possessed will be freed of their possession. I do not have enough incense with me to cast this spell, but if any magic user here has some high quality incense, I can work on this. Since I've never cast this spell before, I'm not sure how effective it will be.

I can also cast an aura around myself, which can extend to other people near me, that will protect you from harm from the ghosts. I tested it out with some of the ghosts and it is fairly effective.

I am able to banish ghosts, but they only stay gone for a minute, which I guess isn't really helpful in this kind of situation.