Ready for a blast of a time tonight, ladies and germs? I can't think of a better way to spend that hard-earned bread than to come out and see me, Richie Tozier, at the theater - got a new act and new jokes at the ready, a variety show you won't want to miss. Sixty-nine cents a ticket, come one, come all!
By the way, did you hear about this guy Tom who was getting a check-up at the doctor's office? "I have good news and bad news," the doctor says. "The good news is that you have twenty-four hours left to live." Tom is flabbergasted, he says, "that's the good news?" But then the doc says, "Bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."
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