NO EXITS

Wow, so I really like that the creepy-ass voicemail is not helpful and there's already a note telling us 'so the creepy-ass voicemail isn't helpful, sorry' PLUS letting us know where the alcohol is. Much obliged.

Because really. What the fuck.

Oh, right, hi. I'm Richie. Also what the fuck.

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Alright. I've had enough of this. I guess I'll help. What's needed and from where?

[Aziraphale]
Come on angel. Let's do some nice deeds and then never speak of this again. Faster it gets back to normal around here, the better.

i don't know what you people are up to or what kinda place this is but

MAYBE DON'T RUN OUTSIDE??????

SOME LADY JUST GOT WRECKED

I THINK I SAW SOMETHING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THAT AIN'T RIGHT

[To teams John/Rodney went out with + friends]

I am stuck in the theatre and Sheppard is out there making more noise than he should be!

Is it weird that part of me really really wants to go and stand in the middle of the green and just SCREAM for two minutes solid?

Also, flush a toilet. Seriously. I've roughed it before but for some reason it's so much worse when you have toilets, the toilets work, but you have to remember to stop yourself before you hit the flusher. Trying to pee quietly is hard enough as it is.

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