NO EXITS

WHO: Loki & Fandral WHAT: Loki tries to remove the sword from the stone, holds Mickey Mouse hostage, and causes damage to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Lots of children yell at him. Fandral follows him around eating Dole Whips. WHEN: Day 1; Afternoon WHERE: The Magic Kingdom WARNINGS: None NOTES: If you want to have your character witness any of these embarrassing scenes feel free to say they were nearby or in the crowd! Mock Loki at will. (Also click the cut text for a cute Disney moodboad!) ( Odin’s beard, what was he doing now? )

I'm going to take the opportunity to relax while it's here.

But I won't wear those shorts that I found in my room this morning. I'll stick with my grubby suit until I find a store.

I have never been happy to be alive again in my entire life, probably not even when I found out I evaded death back in Fillory by traveling to the future. I guess this means this was technically the first time I died, but still. Never want to go through that again!

Also, did anyone else wake up with new clothes today??

Filter: Jaskier

Hello, I am too excited to be anything but straight-forward today but I told Margo that banging her is a bucket list of mine and she said you can come along too. Do you want to?

Filter: Margo Hanson (added a little later)

Sooo, Jaskier said he'd join.

Hey, Raven. Picasso wants to see you.

This is bloody brilliant! I've never seen a fair like this before! Is this Halloween? It's still so hot out.

Does anyone want to do all the rollercoasters with me??

Can I bring my dog

with me inside, the uh, park

He appeared here recently. His name is Dog.

I had a chance to enjoy Disney all by myself when I was fourteen, give or take a couple of years.

I'm gonna go down to Tampa instead, and see if my old haunts are still there. And Dolores is enjoying the sunshine, margarita in hand. Do not disturb her.

I have taken the liberty to peruse the available literature on this particular location.

It appears to be a mid-20th century institution that lasted well into the early 21st century, and it is called an 'amusement' park. Yet I fail to see what is amusing.

I have observed at least thirty people complain about sore feet, and many more about the heat. And I have witnessed children losing sight of their parents at what appears to be a rather alarming rate. This does not seem amusing.

And there people attempting to take 'photos' of me. Is it required of me to stand still?

{FILTERED TO PARENTS (minus Rick, since he did not appear to want to be disturbed)}

But I am in need of advice. Ordinarily, I would ask Dr Crusher or Counsellor Troi, but they do not seem to be present. I have a daughter of whose existence I was previously unaware of, and I am uncertain how to proceed. And I have heard many of my human shipmates complain about their parents.

How do I avoid this?