NO EXITS

[Murphy]

Did you know there's an AI here? Dahj.

So heaven has paper airplanes, free cell phones, and looks like a college campus.

...Right, sure. I feel like I'm going to hurl but Okay. What's next?

After a lot of discussion with the owner, with as little name calling as we could manage, they've agreed to let me buy everyone a full night's worth of whatever shit you want to get up to in the tavern. It's all covered in advance, except if you decide to break something, which is really up to you.

Anyone interested in learning Wicked Grace, it's a fun card game to pass the time. Better if there are stakes involved, but we can play nice this time.

If someone tries to stop you on your way in, just tell them Varric sent you and you should get in fine.

[Name and location of tavern here]

HAWKE.

You up to helping me rig a few games tonight? I need to earn back this investment.

I've set about attempted to see if there is anything useful and have nearly gotten myself captured a few times in the last day or so. Thankfully, the talking animals have been helpful in that regard.

RON.

Been up to anything fun? I've been a bit overwhelmed this week, if I'm honest.

Good morning!

While normally, I'd attempt a brief introduction in person with some digestives and a lovely cup of tea, Missus True and me have ended up somewhere with rock formations vaguely suggestive of [...] well, perhaps I shouldn't make a mention of it in polite company.

But I'd still like to get to know everyone, if that suits ya!

Who are ya? Do ya have a name you prefer? Whereabouts do you come from? Are you from someone's past or someone's future? Does the university look familiar to ya? Do you wrestle with spell check? Do you have a Touch or other skills? What'd ya do at home? Do you have friends here? Have you gone questing? What's your favorite color or food?

( Putting a cut tag here to save all your friend pages. CHECK OUT THE ROYAL HUNTING TRIP FOR THE WHITE LADY! )