NO EXITS

The next time the New and Slightly Improved Captain America returns to his dormitory, he'll find his dresser pushed up against the far side of the wall, shoved so close to the bed that the drawers can't be opened, and a Dancing Cat Slot Machine in its place. It occasionally goes off on its own, which other residents might hear. The sound of mewling kittens against a disco backbeat echoing down the corridor.



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