NO EXITS

[TONY STARK]

We need to have a very serious discussion.

Your house. This weekend. The party.

While I appreciate the lack of furniture providing space for dancing and mingling, the lack of seating does put a damper on, well, seating. Also the pizza boxes have to go.

Jefferson Hall holds the offices of some of our beloved (and some not so) guidance counselors, along with the bursar and the human resources department.

It's also way overdue for a name change! If Derleth wants to be known for its prestige, it needs to let go of any colonizers' history its tacked on to its important buildings. Join me this Tuesday at 2:30PM in front of Jefferson Hall to petition for a name change!