NO EXITS

Whoa WHOA WHOA! Too excited to write! Almost. This is my home! Sort of, not really, but close enough. This is the Galar region! I've never been here before, but I know all about it! Hammerlocke! Wyndon Stadium! Dynamax! GIGANTAMAX! And best of all? POKEMON! Remember when I got here, I was asking where all the pokemone are? THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND THEM! Ooooo, there's regional variants that I've always wanted to meet! My guess is that you won't be able to understand them the same way you understand me, but I can translate. OH YEAH! If you have questions, ask away! Just be careful! Some pokemon are more aggressive than others, especially the ghost and the dark and the poison types.

Do you think we're going to stay here for good? Probably not, huh? Okay, new plan! Sightseeing AND hording stuff. So much stuff! ALL THE STUFF!

JOHN! DOCTOR GUY! CONTACT ME ASAP! I NEED YOU!

Okay, what's it called when something seems sorta like something else, but also not? Because this place is whatever that is. Or I'm experiencing whatever that is. However it works.

So. Hypothetical here. What if a small owl that appears to also be made of leaves lands on your head and refuses to leave. it might be stuck Is that a good thing? This is the last time I leave my hair down while exploring.

What do I do? It's really cute, and it keeps trilling at me. I think it might be hungry? What do owls eat? I think it's stuck.