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WHO: Carter and Annabeth Pukhova
WHEN: This afternoon.
WHERE: Over the phone.
SUMMARY: The Pukhova Sisters pt1. Something is odd.
WARNINGS: A little swearing.

( RING RING. )

WHO: Veda Patel and Marty Solverson.
WHEN: Friday, January 13.
WHERE: Woodsbridge University, then the beach.
SUMMARY: Veda and Marty skip classes and have some fun instead.
WARNINGS: Some innuendo, but nothing bad.
STATUS: Complete.

( Read more... )Lecturing on Criminology when you looked and acted like the kind of punk who would soon find himself in handcuffs felt vaguely pointless.
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Last night was great! Happy happy birthday yet again to Rocio, one of the best people I've ever met.

How's everyone feeling today?


[Elias]

Hey, you wouldn't happen to be ten years old, would you? Or sixty? It seems to be all over the map.

So this is the latest shitstorm. Wassup Woodsbridge?
I spoke to a cat this morning who was considering to move. Or maybe it was disappointed it hadn't turned into a cute kitten. Either way, compared to the rest of us, it seemed to have retained it's ability to be shocked.


PUKHOV FAMILY
Okay, how are we doing? Anna is an old lady and Adam is [...] actually, I can't think of a word here. Fancy free? Please let us know if anyone else is starving or needs an intervention.

Except laundry. I refuse to pick up more dirty socks.

Wow! After a night like that, I would have been out of it all day! But I'm rearing and ready to go and enjoying a happy little hike in the woods that are at the back of my house!

( not an ic cut )

What's happening later?? Does anyone want to get lunch with me? :-)

( Texts to Jasper, Helena, Marceline, Jemma )

I don't care what your ID says. If you look like you should still be in grade school, I'm not serving you.

[Bad Apple]

The fuck is it this time?

Ever and After will be staying open until 9pm until everyone is feeling more themselves. We're here to help, so don't hesitate to call for an evening slot if mornings aren't your thing and you'd like to come by for a chat.

Until then, does anyone have anything in particular that they've been enjoying during all of this?

Would you do it? It's been a while since I've been to HEL.

FILTER TO: BUSINESS OFFICE
Whoever put devil horns on my desk chair really needs to be more creative.

I'd say I was sorry for looking this good, but then I'd be lying and that's someone else's gig.

TO: Charlie Quinn

[1] Do you believe her?

TO: Elias Bishop

[1] Please tell me you're not young again.
[2] Or are you older?
[3] I'm actually ok with the idea of you as an old fart.

[FILTERED TO: Literally everyone on the network except Ryan.]

Hi. I don't know what's going on, but my brother's a small child again apparently, so if everyone could help me out with the following:

1. Do not let him have Cherry Coke. If you see him with one, TAKE IT AWAY.
2. Do not let him repeatedly apologize to you. If he starts, STOP HIM.
3. DO NOT BE MEAN TO HIM OR I WILL FIND YOU.

Apparently this whatever-it-is thing going on doesn't affect Mundane Muggle-types, so I'm solid, and I WILL be beating up anyone who is rude to my brother while he's like this. And if anyone knows how to turn him back to normal, please contact me ASAP.

[SAMPSON-SPENCER CLAN aka Helena's faves]

Hi. Is this normal? Is he going to go back to normal? Does this happen here a lot? Are you guys okay? What do I do?

[MARCELINE]

Hi. Ryan's apparently turned into a teenager. I don't know what to do. Can you help?

Why isn't there such a thing as a coffee delivery service around here? It's 2017, people. Not all of us have interns to boss around.

( Left on Kelly's Desk at the Business Office )

TO: jhsampsonspencer@woodsbridge.com
FROM: bidconfirm@ebay.com
SUBJECT: ( eBay Bid Confirm: Vintage Hokus Pokus Pinball Machine )

WHO: Hal Cooper and Marty Solverson
WHEN: Friday evening - January 13, 2017
WHERE: One of the bars in Central
SUMMARY: Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham walk into a bar, and have a frank conversation.
WARNINGS: Tense af, as usual.
STATUS: Complete.

( God, what he wouldn’t give to see the other man lose his cool.  )

[FILTER: O]

Hey, O. I heard you're somewhat seven right now. If you've got any classes that are still on, I can go with you, that's no problem. I know Jason's classes are cancelled for the next two days, but I'm still TAing for him this semester, so if there's anything there you want to go over, we can do that as well. Or if there's anything else you need, or want. Let me know ♥

TO: M

[1] Hey, how you doing?


TO: Jasper

[1] You feeling okay, partner?


TO: Fiona

[1] If I was the type to get drunk, I'd definitely want to be when this is over.