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[A picture shot from the deck of Jason's new boat: Jason has fallen overboard into the harbor and looks suitably angry over the ordeal. Sheriff Ryan Finnigan is caught in a freeze-frame, lunging from beneath the surface of the water, mouth open wide around Jason's shoe to devour it.]

[A selfie: Ella stands tall and proud on Jason's boat, middle finger raised to the camera as she wears a smug smirk on her lips. She is barefoot but wears a long, tattered green tunic that is covered in sticky cobwebs and leaves. Her hair is "decorated" in acorns, more cobwebs, and more leaves. She looks filthy.]


Cecilia is ours, boys. Tink, help me guide the way.

Whoso pulleth out this Snickers bar of this vending machine in which it is stuck is rightwise king born of all Woodsbridge!

Humanities building, third floor.

Also, I am recruiting handmaidens. Please send a CV and a headshot.

( DELIVERED TO JONATHAN PEAL. )

( DELIVERED TO MAT HERNANDEZ RODRIGUEZ. )

TO: Suze
FROM: Cath

[1] I am so over this bloody town, Jesus fucking Christ.

TO: Ben
FROM: Cath

[1] Thank the bloody lord that you're not going crazy all of a sudden, too, because I don't know if I could handle that right now.
[2] Unrelated, are we bringing Feathers with us to my sister's on Thanksgiving or are we leaving him home?

To: Family & Friends (feel free to assume, applied liberally)
From: Nala

1. Are you alright?
2. Anything I can do to help?

To: Rachel
From: Freya

Are you alright, likkle one?

Well, then. Chicago was lovely, in case anyone decides this town's finally too far gone in the head for their taste and decides to make a run for it.

Now: who's got news NOT related to everyone gone barmy and running about demanding duels and princesses and things?

[BUSINESS OFFICE EMPLOYEES SANS MICHELLE]
I hear Watney's off her rocker, but are the rest of us accounted for? Kingsbury's not trying to bottle anyone's souls or any such thing, is she?

[ARAMINTA]
So about Thursday. When are we leaving, what do I need to bring, and are they aware I'm going to be there?

WHO: Gideon Choi & Desirae Morpeau
WHAT: A father-daughter carnival game.
WHEN: backdated to the Faire at the end of October!
WHERE: The fall Faire
WARNINGS: None!

( That was less borin’ than I thought. We should do it again never. )

WHO: Amara Carroll and Hal Cooper
WHEN: Backdated to Thursday, October 27th.
WHERE: Lion and Stag
SUMMARY: Amara and Hal meet for the first time and have a big fight. Just joking, they're perfectly nice.
WARNINGS: None!

( It’s so good to finally meet you. )

WHO: Charlie Quinn and Penelope Rulli
WHEN: About ten years ago.
WHERE: The Red Cloak.
SUMMARY: Penelope and Charlie meet for the very first time - they're kind of awkward about it.
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Fin.

( Just say something or leave. Just say something or leave. Just say something ---  )

WHO: Sam White Horn and Joan Cooper, special guest: Reilly Cooper
WHEN: Backdated to Halloween night, 10/31
WHERE: Joan’s cottage, then the Coopers’ neighborhood
SUMMARY: Sam and Joan take Reilly trick-or-treating, and talk about the past and the future a little.
WARNINGS: None, it’s cute :)
STATUS: Complete!


( He and Joan had been officially dating for less than two weeks, but already, Sam had almost as many pictures of Reilly on his phone as he did Georgie and Ringo, and was all about adding a bunch more tonight. )

TO: Esau
FROM: Jonathan

(1) This is a key.

TO: Matías
FROM: Jonathan

(X) I think we might have a pr
(1) Are you feeling any better?
(2) Can I help in any way?

TO: Roz
FROM: Jonathan

(1) Just checking in. Have you made any big life change What have you been up to?

WHO: Leela Kamala & Marcello Palla.
WHEN: Wednesday afternoon.
SUMMARY: Marcello's grumpy and Leela is stubborn.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete.

( But she stayed. For Cello, she stayed. )

[ADAM] [PUKHOVAS [CARTER, ELSPETH]
How's y [...] Your sister's been out and about, has she?
How are you two holding up?

[ABIGAIL]
It's probably a good thing that I have not heard from you during all this f s mess. You alright?

[ANA]
Still in Ibiza?

WHO: Desirae Morpeau and people from home.
WHEN: Backdated to her first week at Woodsbridge omgoodness self
WHERE: Her apartment; her cellphone specifically.
SUMMARY: Des settles into Woodsbridge and (more or less) updates her loved ones. And sometimes they send her messages.
WARNINGS: The foul language of a bunch of early twenty-somethings; vague mention of the actions drunk college boys
STATUS: Done.


( Carly Rae coming to revitalize my crops, forgive my debts, and resnatch what’s left my edges )

WHO: Iain McIntyre and Desirae Morpeau
WHEN: WAY BACKDATED TO: Wednesday morning, 9/28
WHERE: Belle’s Garden
SUMMARY: Iain bumps into Des after rescuing a runaway pet.
WARNINGS: None. Well, it’s kinda long, but other than that, none.
STATUS: Complete!


( There were actually some people in the world who weren’t liars or weren’t fakes. )

FILTER TO: ESAU

Thank you for the cauldrons. You'll have to let me brew you something in return.

I was going to get the pantry installation as a holiday gift to myself. It seems you beat me to it.

FILTER TO: LEELA

[....] How is he?

FILTER TO: JAIME

Hawaii cannot come soon enough, cariño.

( Instagram Post - 11/20/2016 )

WHO: Ian Gorman & Marty Solverson
WHAT: Ian uses his sword on Marty.
WHEN: Monday, November 21st. 10:30am.
WHERE: Marty’s Criminology 101 class.
WARNING/RATING: Discussion of beheading.

( It was an odd sensation, to read a story while separating fact and fiction in your head. )