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WHO: Anahita Abedini & Matías Hernandez Rodriguez
WHAT: Ana's locked out of her place and goes to her neighbor's looking for a place to crash.
WHEN Sunday night/Monday morning, 3 AM.
WHERE: Mat's place!
WARNINGS: A little bit of swearing?

( I thought it time to get serious about being a fruit. )

TO: ELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH EH
FROM: Thatch
SENT: 8/8/16, 9:12 AM

[1] EXCUSE ME SKANK
[2] WHY IS YOUR INSTA FULL OF YOU LOOKING LIKE A RICH PARTY QUEEN
[3] YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TO APPROVE ANY AND ALL SUGAR DADDIES
[4] HDU
[5] ALSO WILL YOU BRING ME BACK A SHOTGLASS
[6] LITERALLY THE GAUDIEST SHOTGLASS YOU CAN FIND
[7] AND SOME OF THOSE COLLECTABLE CARDS WITH STRIPPERS ON THEM
[8] TYSVM
[9] ILY AND DON'T TAKE ANY COKE FROM STRANGERS
[10] I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE
[11] LOL
[12] no but really don't take any coke from strangers in Vegas it's bad shit
[13] like LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES and don't fuck with coke but def not vegasstranger!coke
[14] also WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING YOU ALL THESE NICE-ASS CLOTHES?????????????????

TO: MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHARONA
FROM: Zach
SENT: 8/8/16, 10:15 AM

[1] Um so
[2] Ellabanella is in Vegas.
[3] Without us.
[4] Annnnnnd I don't work on Mondays.
[5] So we should hang out.
[6] If you wanna.
[7] No pressure!
[8] Haha!
[x] No but for real let's hang out because I'm freaking out

ETA
TO: The Fair Rozaline
FROM: Zach
SENT: 8/8/16, 2:15 PM

[1] Roz.
[2] Jokes aside
[3] This Danby thing
[4] I know we're political enemies because you're backing our competition but
[5] ffs somebody has to shut him the fuck up before that idea gets around
[6] you know what I mean???

Being that the semester starts in two weeks, this is my one and only reminder to you all to please register early if you need English credits this quarter. Young Adult Lit is already capped to non-declared English majors/minors/grad students (this can be adjusted by contacting me before the first day of classes, as that cap is at my discretion alone.) As always, Shakespeare and Creative Writing are both already nearly full as well, and neither of them will be offered a second time this academic year, so please do not send me a weeping email at 2:40 in the morning on the first day of classes begging me to make space for you. I'll probably still do it but

Please also be advised that I am being forced against my will required to teach ENG 101 this quarter and my class size is smaller than the usual 101 survey. The cap on that class cannot and will not be moved by any force in this or any universe, so get those spots early or suffer the consequences.

[MAT]

I haven't taught 101 in years. I'm afraid I'm going to murder one of the little beasts. Please advise.

[RACHEL]

I've been informed Yesterday was my birthday. Don't make a thing of it. But do get a drink with me, won't you?

[JESS]

Couple of letters for you came to the house this last week. Not sure if they're important. I'll have them sent to your office if you'd like them.

leslie jones is amazing and i hope this is legit and they send her because i will watch that so much omg.

oh also happy birthday to pippa

[sumner]

so like what's up

WHO: Jonathan Peal & Matías Hernandez Rodriguez
WHEN: Afternoon of 8/8
WHERE: Jon’s place
SUMMARY: :(
WARNINGS: :(
STATUS: :(

( Did everyone know but me? )

TO: Rosalind (Roz)
FROM: Matías
SENT: 3:07pm

[1] I thought I'd let you know I was with Jon.
[2] I saw your name flash on his phone.
[3] And I didn't want you to worry.

TO: Cariño 👠
FROM: Mat
SENT: 3:07pm

[1] I'm staying at Jon's tonight.

( INSTAGRAM POST - 8/08/2016 )

( Accidental texts whoops )

TO: Witchsquad
FROM: Roz

[1] i'm hearing whispers i don't like from the danby fundraiser
[2] and by that i mean someone heckled me in the street referencing it
[3] well that hasn't happened since high school

TO: Jaime
FROM: Roz

[1] dressage starts on the 10th
[2] just making you aware of when you're coming to my house for this

TO: Jon
FROM: Roz

[1] so i just stopped by your office and you cancelled your classes and office hours
[2] please confirm y/n if you are sick

LATER after this

TO: Sumner
FROM: Roz

[1] talk.

WHO: Rachel McKenzie and Jason Hughes
WHEN: A few years ago.
WHERE: Jason’s place
SUMMARY: How to share the secret of your identity and that you know your marriage is failing all in the span of one animated film.
WARNINGS: blunt/rude language
STATUS: Complete.

( Do you want one because you want to be a father, or because you know your wife doesn’t want to have one with -you-? )

WHO: Zach Thatcher and Sharona Carter
WHEN: Monday, August 8th
WHERE: Sharona’s house.
SUMMARY: Two people who are bad at being left behind take comfort in comfort food.
WARNINGS: Very mild language.
STATUS: Complete.

( If she admitted that she thought Elladora was selfish and irresponsible, did that make her a bad mother? )

TO: Ben Harper
FROM: Catherine Harper
SENT: 8/8/16, 3:01 pm

( texts )

( Devi was nice and made this an IC cut )

LOL.

Also I'm REALLY EXCITED about entering the bake-off and maybe having a vegan category. Not so excited about summer vaca being almost over. 😭

Happy birthday, Pippa! It's not Mother Gothel's ~hazelnut soup~ but it is gluten free!

( Non-IC cut )

And yes, I cleaned up the mess.

WHO: Tyler Pirlo & Ryan Comley
WHEN: August 8, 2016 (present day!)
WHERE: Some random intersection between the grocery store and the Kittybone apartment
SUMMARY: Pinocchio runs into Geppetto. LITERALLY.
WARNINGS: idk, Tyler's pants on fire from the amount of lying in this log
STATUS: Complete

( There was something… familiar about him, which was throwing him off. )

All right. I have to ask. Is it really that weird to not have a smartphone in 2016?

[Jasper]
Hey. :)

[Marce]
I didn't want you to
I'm so
I know you h

TO: ebishop@woodsbridge.com
FROM: fbishop@woodsbridge.com
SUBJECT: ( Jack’s Fundraiser )

[During these Roz/Sumner texts]

TO: Jaime
FROM: Sum

(1) Hello, Jaime.

TO: Jonathan
FROM: Sum

(X) I w

TO: Ella
FROM: Sum

(1) We NEED to stay clear of Roz & Mat HR for a while.
(2) I don't know why they're pissed at YOU since all you did was like, literally be your Tale but whatever
(3) They don't know my part in it but I figure it's only a matter of time~

[EDIT: ... AFTER TALKING TO ELLA/JAIME/ROZ]
TO: Jonathan
FROM: Sum

(1) [...] So like, maybe throw away the letter that's from me when you get it. If you haven't already had.
(2) I mailed it Saturday at like, 8am, after driving the entire night, so it's like, probably not what you need right now.

[EDIT: ... A LITTLE LATER]
TO: Leona is super ♥
FROM: Sum

(1) I'm coming home tomorrow! Probably in the afternoon?
(2) I've got to have dinner with my mom so I'm probably going to go right to CC, but I'll come home ASAP and we can cuddle and watch movies? <3

So I might be sitting here staring at the clock. Not long now. Soon I can say, officially, one month until I'm 30.

( Instagram August 8 )