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Tweak says, "Weiß Kreuz, is the good crack"

Aubrey Rois & Briar Rose (pricked) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-03-08 12:15:00

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briar rose, hoban washburne, quasimodo, thor

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What, that's it?

[...] Talk about a fucking anticlimax. And now I have to pay for my booze again? Total bullshit.

[Text to Blake]

Look at that, you got your wish. I didn't even get to wear my rescue tights.

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	pesadilla 2013-03-08 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	What? What happened? Was there a peasant's revolt? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pricked 2013-03-08 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	You think I wasn't their ultimate charming prince? You wound me. Nah, I got kicked back to Vegas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-08 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I didn't say that, but let's be real, if you were drinking all my gd wine/ale that was my only reprieve from toiling in the fields/mines/forests of your demesne all day to fulfill my part of the serf-lord bargain, shit, I'd come kick your fancy ass too. [...] You're home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pricked 2013-03-08 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse you. I'll have you know I was a goddamn benevolent ruler. It's all that time spent with Robb in my head, couldn't help it. I'm still in the hotel, but yeah. You're still on your spacewalk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-08 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Benevolence has nothing to do with the feudal system, buddy. Sure, it means your serfs will likely have a slightly better existence, but shit is shit, yo. (I am dropping some srs knowledge rn. Holla.) I am. Meet me in the lobby? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pricked 2013-03-08 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck your anthropological gibberish, okay? It's a fairy tale. As long as they aren't being eaten by evil witches or carried off by dragons, the smallfolk are stoked on life. Only if we can go grab some real breakfast. You have no idea how sick I am of boar and pheasant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-08 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Robb, you're a shithead if you think that's true. No offense. Dumbass. Peasant* omw~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pricked
2013-03-08 06:16 pm UTC (link)

No, Robb was way more obsessed with duty and honour and that turned out so well for him. This chick is trying to learn how to run a kingdom without her husband, and she didn't want me fucking anything up. So I just drank the wine and hit on the hot guards, like a perfect angel.

Hurry the fuck up, I need greasy food like yesterday. Medieval wine is way worse for hangovers.

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FUCK YOU.

pesadilla
2013-03-08 06:21 pm UTC (link)

lolol All I'm saying is, 'fairy tale' means nothing, arright? Smallfolk aren't stoked on life anywhere unless a horse walked on their head as a child or something. In which case, idefk. Life sucks?

If you ever use the words 'perfect angel' to describe yourself again, I'll reneg my atheist title and pray that God smite you. And it will work. Because God fucking loves me.

Whine, whine, w(h)ine. stfu, I'm trying to set this shit to autopilot. Not all of us lounged on pillows, carried around by muscular men, okay.

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:) <3 you filthy hypocrite.

pricked
2013-03-08 06:29 pm UTC (link)

Oh my god, since when are you the fairyland equivalent of the ACLU? Chill the fuck out and take a joke.

Naughty angel?

Where the hell do you think I went, ancient Egypt? There was minimal lounging. I still had to keep up the appearance of being a competent monarch, and that meant long days of signing papers - do you know how hard it is to fake calligraphy? I was brilliant.

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pesadilla, 2013-03-08 06:32 pm UTC

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pricked, 2013-03-08 06:37 pm UTC