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joker would like you to (playalong) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-22 23:18:00

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harley quinn, joker

[Private to Harley Q.]

Oh, Harley? Would you mind giving little old me a ring when you get the chance? I know you're here, I read all about your shenanigans in the funny pages. [Number scrawled across in purple ink.]

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	Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 06:25 am UTC (link)
	[!!!!!] [It's a good hour and a half before the inevitable ring!] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 06:30 am UTC (link)
	[Brightly.] Hello my dear! I was worried I'd have to send a message boy to the Greenhouse. The poor lad would get eaten up before he ever got the chance to give you my message [Aside.] Or the laughing gas kicked in, heheh. [coughCOUGH.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 06:32 am UTC (link)
	[Now this sounds like the Mr. J she knows. How she miss—NO! There's some hesitance, but wherever she is is very, very quiet, and it almost sounds like she's trying to whisper (and failing because she can't be that quiet).] P- Mr. J! Ya ain't supposed to be callin' me, ya know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 06:36 am UTC (link)
	[HURT. Very sadly. Imagine him wringing his hands together. Oh no, Harley what have you done to your poor puddin.] Whaaaaat? Well, why not? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 06:40 am UTC (link)
	[Immediately guilty.] Oh, gee—Puddin', I—don't—[Frustrated, trying and failing to sound lofty.] I'm stayin' with Red now. [Obviously parroting.] You're not good for me, ya know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
	What kind of joke is that? Of course I'm good for you, Harley! We had some great laughs together, didn't we? [cough coughCOOUGH.] Well, I suppose it doesn't matter anyway! I'm probably dying! [Laugh and then a fit of coughs.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 06:45 am UTC (link)
	[Real gasp of horror that ends in a squeak when she remembers to be quiet. Hushed.] Don't say that!! What's wrong with ya? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Don't you remember? The Titan, my dear! I pulled one big, fun-sized joke and accidentally slipped on my own banana peel. Whoops, heeehe. [COOOUUGH. Hack. Cough. Dying. Harley. He's dying.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 06:53 am UTC (link)
	No! Nonono! You can't do that, dummy! [Squeak.] Oh, no! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Anyway it was nice chatting with you, Harley. I'll leave you my best hand buzzer after I'm gone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 06:59 am UTC (link)
	[Aw!] [But, panic.] Mr. J, no, no, wait -- don't go! If—If you're sick, I gotta—you need someone lookin' after ya! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 07:01 am UTC (link)
	[Almost as if the line has gone dead. Then:] Who would look after little old me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 07:02 am UTC (link)
	[Immediately.] Me, puddin', me! Your Harley! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 07:08 am UTC (link)
	[Voice stays dark for a moment.] Good. [Then, back up to happy fun times.] I've carved out, heh heh, a nice little place by the water. An old funhouse that's looking right at Arkham. [Cough, coughcough. Wheeeze.] A home away from home! Haahahahahaa! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 07:14 am UTC (link)
	[She's sniffling, yeah, more each time he coughs.] Okay! [A little breathless.] I'm comin', okay? I'll bring ya some soup 'n' the babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q playalong 2014-03-23 07:16 am UTC (link)
	[SO relieved. Harley saved the day, yay!] You're such a sweetie! I'll see you soooooooooon. [Click.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Call: Joker/Harley Q loud 2014-03-23 07:19 am UTC (link)
	[Sniff, sniff. She sits a minute after the line goes dead. Crap. Red and Kitty are gonna be so mad.] (Reply to this) (Parent)