Did anyone get [...] eaten last night? [...]
Dear god Are you alive?
ETA: I was the monster. Look, I'm sure you don't want to talk to me. I have no idea why that shit happened, but I just want to make sure you're okay. Or that you will be.
Just please don't be dead. Either of you. There was a man in the basement who gave me freckles. And a proud one on the roof.