Doors

[call to Showgirl Video, in the evening. he asks for 'Blue' about five times before sufficiently annoying the girl on the other end, whereupon he relents and asks for Dolores instead. Thanks, doll.]

Riiing.

[public.]

We all made it out of sandstorm hell alive, right? Right. So, let's celebrate. Party at my place, bitches.

[Text to Blake T]

[During this.] You're driving me somewhere. You best have a car that can drive in bad weather.

[locked to march h]

Baby, it's bad out there. I'm scared, can I come sleep on your lap?

[locked to ford c]

How're you holding up now that we've gotten hit by our first plague from the bible?

[public]

Fucking sand.

How's the new digs? Is March being a good boy?

So, when do we get our all expenses paid pass to shut this shit off? I'm not interested in skipping town, but I want the fucking opt out package.

( March H )

want to make it real clear, real far. any of you with a fucking headcase leaves any more marks on Ford, we're going to have a real big problem.

[Private to Mr. Freeze]
[Right after this]

Hey ice cube, your wife needs help on the asap.

[Private to Catwoman]

I got the
Do you want h
[Nothing sent.]

[During this in Turnberry Place.]

Hey, so is someone being murdered across the hall or what? Anybody else in my building want to take bets?

[Lock to Riddler]

Progress?

[Lock to Catwoman]

I hope the competition between you and Mr. Nigma has motivated you to produce some results.

Drake W starts in on rich assholes trying to make themselves look like their shit don't smell by throwing money around, and I got a woman piping up in the back of my fucking head saying that's how it's fucking done.

I drop two thou in tips at a strip-club, someone's going to blow me? that how it fucking works? rich assholes, make it a little fucking clear.

[The evening after this. The penmanship is clean but the strokes are strong and sharp. Posted as 'Mr. Freeze'.]

Where is Nora?

Where is my wife?

[Locked to Poison Ivy]
[While still in Gotham, as Catwoman.] Text me when you're on the other side, Ivy. I won't be able to check here once I claw my way through, and the kitty cat needs to talk to you.

[Locked to Freeze]
Meow, Victor.

[After talking to Ivy and Freeze, and after crossing back to Las Vegas. Posted as Wren M]
[Locked to Bruce W Luke H]
Who decided it was a good idea to have Red and Blondie in an apartment that a sadistic pig was going to come visit? I'm going to help Brielle pack. Don't worry. It's safe. Keep an eye on Red MK for me?

I can't believe it took me this long to go through my graduation presents and find this thing. It so tattered and worn from the outside that I just thought someone was trying to be funny with a prank gift. But no, instead I'm living Harry Potter's life and this is a magical diary with voices and everything.

Just... no one turn out to be Voldemort, please.

Anyway, since this seems to be a good resource to poll the public, I have a few questions for you all:

a) Where's a girl with a good education but zero work experience to go to start looking for work?
b) Any recommendations for cheap places to live that won't also lead to me getting stabbed?
c) Is it normal to hear growling sounds in your head? I'm talking all the time. I can deal with growling from my stomach when I'm hungry, but this is a whole different story.

That's all I have for now. Please stay tuned (if you really have nothing better to do) for the next installment in the life of yet another poor, unemployed, homeless college graduate.

[Public]

The hotels are wonderful and all, but where's a man to go to find a decent place to live? Proximity to the university is a plus, but not necessary.

[Locked: Anton S]

Hello, Anton.

[locked to catwoman]

I have inspected your sample and found it interesting, if pointless.

I fail to see what exactly it is you want me to do with this, Cat.

[Delivered to Freeze]

[A Talon hand, on ice, with a note: I'll come check on your progress early next week. It's signed, simply: Cat.]

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...

but I'm touched you that you all care so much.



Now, how many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb around here?


[Locked to Riddler]

You're just full of surprises, aren't you? Looks like I owe you one.


[Locked to Harley Quinn]

Despite your best efforts, I'm alive and kicking. Not bad, pumpkin. Not bad.