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Nov. 10th, 2015


[info]impsychicnow

friendly reminder that my kid is perfect )

Aug. 24th, 2015


[info]totallyknowcpr

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

Apr. 11th, 2015


[info]moonlits

At least this magical portal has good taste in locations.

[ ooc; Jacob Black who really is nothing like his dumb canon would make you believe. SEE HERE FOR MORE. ]

Apr. 10th, 2015


[info]bitchwolf

Wrong werewolves, Portal.

Feb. 22nd, 2015


[info]wasatank

HE LEFT ME FOR A HUMMER!

Feb. 21st, 2015


[info]chosetolive

Before some stalker fan gets ahold of the information and spreads it, I wanted you all to know that Jake and I will be getting a divorce after mutual agreement. We're going to remain friends and we want no one to feel like they need to pick sides.

Jan. 25th, 2015


[info]motherfingghost

[Filtered to his Edward]

Pack your bags. I got a surprise.

Jan. 24th, 2015


[info]laundryschedule

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE BENNETT ]
Do you think you want to start telling people yet?

[ FILTERED TO FAMILY & CLOSE FRIENDS ]

Dec. 9th, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

NO.

Nov. 29th, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

I went truly insane with the shopping yesterday. I discovered this store from another early morning shopper and now all of Church's shelves smell like artificial watermelons. And his socks are finally in some sort of order.

I also have three sets of shelving that I don't need. Would anyone like them? I'll personally install them for you.

Nov. 28th, 2014


[info]nerdherdninja

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!


I'M GONNA BE A DAD!

I'm thinking Chewbacca Shepard Bartowski. Gives the kid something to live up to, you know?

Sep. 21st, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

CHURCH! Give it back.

Aug. 29th, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

You are a cruel man, Church, and your love notes are awful.

Aug. 4th, 2014


[info]motherfingghost

Who: Leonard Church and Edward Cullen
Where: Church's place
What: Bad decision making, of course.
Rating: R for swears and some sexual suggestion/content

He paced around and mentally swore at himself )

[info]sparklemotions

Really, Zenner? It wasn't enough that you sent me to a brightly lit island, but you didn't even have the decency to send my bunny army with me?

[info]laundryschedule

First hour as human - have discovered I have awful eyesight now.

Overall? This is still amazing.









Update: I can now bleed. That's a bit strange for me.

Aug. 3rd, 2014


[info]wasatank

Jul. 30th, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY ]
As all of you are the ones I hold dearest to me, I want you to know that I have been searching for a way to become human again. Bonnie has found a way and we will be attempting it this weekend.

I love each and every one of you, but I want to live out the rest of my days as a mortal. It does not change what I have done in the past and most importantly, it does not change the way I feel about anyone.

I hope you can understand this.

If you would like to join me for a drink tonight, I will be at the Baltic Room on Pine Street.

Apr. 10th, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

Really, portal, it's been years. I wouldn't mind it if you brought a few more of my people through.

Mar. 27th, 2014


[info]motherfingghost

All right it took until now, but I'm finally fucking sick of being asked to bite people. Even the sexy ones. For fuck's sake I've got other shit to do.

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