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What the fuck? Tell me HPD is lying to me about skydiving into another portal?

[ooc; PH!Ezekiel!]

(1) It wasn't me.
(2) The last time I saw the intern, he was bleeting.
(3) There's apparently a cult in town looking for goats to sacrifice to their dark lord.
(4) I might have lost the intern goat.

Cordelia. Now.

[ooc; Same universe as Cordelia!]

WHO: Angel & Lindsey McDonald
WHERE: LA, CA: Lindsey's Apartment
WHEN: April 8th, 2015
WHAT: Angel comes to tell Lindsey he's going to leave him alone forever, but Lindsey's not having that.
RATING: PG-13

( If he expected to get far, he was an idiot.  )

Goddamni So we might have a problem. Kind of a missing soul possible future terrorizing of Los Angeles kind of problem. Might want to watch your asses. Help

WHO: Angel & Lindsey McDonald
WHERE: LA, CA: Training Room
WHEN: March 5th, 2015
WHAT: Lindsey is forced to talk about his feelings when Angel brings up the status of their relationship.
RATING: PG

( ’We’re...’ And that was about as far as Lindsey got. )

[ Filtered to HPD + BTVS/Angel Characters ]

Checking in with Canada Kanima updates! The lizard-y guy makes his appearance every night, sometimes in a good mood (which looks remarkably like a bad mood) and sometimes in a bad mood (which looks remarkably like an even-worse mood). The puppet spell's holding fine, so there's been no further incidents, and unless he's feeling extra feisty I can corral him just fine and keep him local. Gold star in the Slayer column!

Do we have any movement on Whittermore not turning into a scaly horrible being? Did we find out if any of the newbies from Jolly Old England are controlling him? Orrrrr should I just get used to being nocturnal forever, as was my destiny before I even met Mr. By Jove Whinnymore?

Buff out!

PS: Sympathy food would not go amiss at this point.

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Think how cute I would look Slaying in these.

Alternate dimensions do not surprise me at this point.

Was it a spell? This has to be a spell. This has 'magic' written on it. This is spellalicious and I don't think I'm ready for this spell-y.

Hi, I'm Buffy, and I'm not supposed to be here. Here's nice! Here looks like a vacation! But I'm supposed to be in California; I just got my sister back...?

[ AU Buffy, she didn't date Riley or die. Comes from the end of S5! ]

I'll admit country isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Okay, so just give it a thought, but...

Dancing with the Stars with Blackpoint Celebrities. I can PR the shit out of that for charity. I need a distractio-

LINDSEY MOTHERFUCKING MCDONALD. You give me my car back right now. And stop tying up the intern. We don't pay him that much.

If one more person asks me why I don't sparkle, I'm eating them.