Holy hell. I think you've gotten the wrong twin, Portal Pie. I'm the one from Seattle that's made for damp nights and large cups of straight black coffee, not the one that's built for steamy days and fruity Mai Tais.
Anyway, I'm back from the honeymoon. Yes it was wonderful. I'm so glad to have made Jacob Mr. Bella Swan. It was clearly the best decision I've ever made.
I think I got halfway through my lesson on the landing of the Mayflower before Cook realised I didn't actually need him to be dressed up like a lion. The kids loved it though. Happy Wednesday, everyone!
Whoever keeps sending me these lamb dolls covered in blood needs to stop. Stefan, I know you're reading this. This is not how the new year is suppose to start off.