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Oct. 20th, 2013


[info]nimisenh

Holy hell. I think you've gotten the wrong twin, Portal Pie. I'm the one from Seattle that's made for damp nights and large cups of straight black coffee, not the one that's built for steamy days and fruity Mai Tais.

Apr. 4th, 2013


[info]chosetolive

Jacob.

I need this.

Dec. 22nd, 2012


[info]chosetolive

text message to jacob black, the husband )

Dec. 7th, 2012


[info]chosetolive

Hey Stefan.

Anyway, I'm back from the honeymoon. Yes it was wonderful. I'm so glad to have made Jacob Mr. Bella Swan. It was clearly the best decision I've ever made.

Nov. 13th, 2012

[info]werepig

BELLA AND I ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE.

SEND HELP.

Jul. 22nd, 2012


[info]abitch

I need an hydraulic spreader, some licorice, and maybe some dynamite.

Apr. 19th, 2012

[info]werepig

THIS HOUSE IS A SPARKLEPIRE FREE ZONE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Bella, we're going on vacation in case he comes back. Edward, do NOT touch my garage while we're gone.

Jan. 12th, 2012


[info]sparklemotions

this is so beautiful alice

alice

alice make this my life

i have so many emotions

alice

Jan. 11th, 2012

[info]professorpanda

I think I got halfway through my lesson on the landing of the Mayflower before Cook realised I didn't actually need him to be dressed up like a lion. The kids loved it though. Happy Wednesday, everyone!

Jan. 1st, 2012


[info]chosetolive

Whoever keeps sending me these lamb dolls covered in blood needs to stop. Stefan, I know you're reading this. This is not how the new year is suppose to start off.