blackpoint - the au community

Seriously, portal? Have we resorted to doing this, again? If I'd wanted a Hawaiian vacation, I'd have portkeyed here myself but noooo always insisting on doing things the hard way, right? You contrary little bugger.

I forgave you once but you just made me lose her so I pretty much am obligated to hate you now. I promised her I'd never leave. Well, fuck.

I hope that little tiki hut with the wicked good tequila drink is still here. I'm going to want at least five.

You don't need to look at the network every day, he said. It's safe to put some time between glances, he said. We're not missing anything important on vacation, he said.

Remus John Lupin, you were wrong, and now everyone knows it.

When I said I thought a luau would be a fun idea for a party over ice cream tonight I wasn't actually assuming that I'd be transported to Hawaii in my pyjamas.

Well this won't do at all. No manuscript + no thin mints = Unhappy Molly Weasley.

Merlin's bouncy boobies, that must've been SOME crop of gillyweed. I mean what the fuuuuck.

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! LISTEN UP, YOU LOT!

I dropped my bottle of skittles vodka when my arse got pulled through that portal. Please tell me this place has vodka.


And skittles.

I'll need skittles too.