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[ Filtered to Scottie M (younger) and Jackie ]

Remember how last summer I talked you two into going to a party with me? And then we wound up committing extremely-minor larceny? And then Scottie said "never again"? Let's do it again!

Okay, stay with me - a friend from the record store needs an ~intimate video~ off her ex-boyfriend's phone deleted. He's been threatening to make it public; he's a douche, blah blah. Anyway, he's throwing an anti-Valentines Day party next week and I told her I'd take care of it, not out of the goodness of my heart, but because this guy dared to (incorrectly) correct my pronunciation of arrière-pensée the last time I saw him and needs to be taken down a peg. I'd prefer to throw him off of the eighth floor fire-escape, but I'm going to guess Scottie will veto that. First thing we need to do is get the phone - I'll take care of that. Second thing we need to do is distract him so he's not looking for his phone - Jackie? Third thing we need to do is delete the video and make sure he hasn't uploaded it to his cloud thing. Scottie? You're better with modern tech crap than I am.

She's a good friend and she's let me borrow her family's vacation cabin a few times. Pleeeease? I'm going to do it anyway so you might as well make sure I do it right.


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Hales - there's chili in the slowcooker. If you lift the lid for a taste before I tell you you can so help me God I will destroy you.

Derica, what the hell did you and Petra stir up this time? Were the Darach and a psychotic Alpha not enough for you, because I was fine leaving the level of crazy at that.

[Genderswap!Cora Hale coming in from the end of season 3a]

PACE

You. You're coming over for dinner. I'm not suffering the mini versions by myself.

I wish I could shift into an actual wolf like on the show my dad, because ohmygod it's FREEZING.

Weirdest thing about traveling back in time besides the everything else part has gotta be the music. It's like you're stuck on someone's idea of an oldies playlist all the time.

And thanks for your pancakes and calming me down, Isaac!

[ Ella/Liam/Tristan ]

The Full Moon went great! Isaac kept my mind off things fine and then I had two breakfasts, one with him and then one with my parents. I think the latter was a guilt breakfast but whatever. Two breakfasts then a nap! Things are looking up.

Tristan I'm including you on this filter since we're adopting you and you're adopted now. I'm not sorry if it's weird.

[ /Filter ]

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i have to get to paige

Whoever wants to claim the Alpha hanging off the side of my building by his pants, you might want to do so before the fabric gives out.

Okay, okay. I get it. I've been slacking on my supernatural lore lately. There really was no need for this kind of immersion, though. Some of us have responsibilities.

Petra, I may be overshooting your abilities here, but this seems right up your alley.

Help! I tripped on a plot hole, fell in, and I can't get up!

PETRA

I want to ask if you're okay, but that seems like a pretty broad question.

[ Filtered to Tal & Derica ]

If the landlord asks, just tell him that as far as you know, that hole's always been in the exercise center wall, and "I don't even think Petra uses the exercise center, anyway".

You know, if he asks.

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In a bid to think about literally ANYTHING ELSE Fall! Also known as the best season. I need to get some Real Adult clothes if I'm going to convince anyone that I can be a shift manager; I'm thinking of picking up the oxblood trend in a sweater and grabbing one of those knee-length skirts in black. You know, a vibe of "don't fuck with me" with a side-order of "look at my boots; aren't they adorable". Skipping the python print trend; I hate things that look like animals. What are we, cavemen? Gross.

I heard Starbucks is coming out with their pumpkin spice latte early this year, and all I can say is thank goodness one one my scholarships comes with a meal stipend. I know they're considered frou-frou, but I don't care. They taste delicious.

Also, in other news, it looks like NYU knew there would be some Stilinskis coming through so they added something special for them. It actually looks like a pretty neat program, but I'll stick with electrical engineering.

Dear People of 2014,

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Sincerely,

Me

Hey there. I know I've talked with some of you already, but I wanted to apologize for coming off a little curt the other day. It's been a real month.

Name's Jordan Parrish. I ordinarily don't look like this, but when I came through the portal made some refurbishments, I guess. Still trying to figure out where I stand in all this, but thanks for the hospitality and the explanations. Think I'm up to speed, now.

Oh, I talked to the other me, and I'm not a banshee, and I didn't grow up in Beacon Hills, either. So I guess our backstory's are pretty different. I still don't think I'm anyt If anyone needs any help cleaning up after the storm this weekend, let me know. I'd be glad to help out.

PACE

I've been persuaded to be less of a misery, so I think we need a safe word for when I'm how did Paige put it giving you sad puppy eyes and brooding in your general direction.

PETRA

I got you something. It's in your room, on top of the wardrobe in case your beast thinks they're mine and decides to eat them.

This envelope from NYU is suspiciously thick.

I did not get out of Beacon Hills to be dumped into a place that has multiple versions of its residents.











[ooc: laura hale! pre-season one of teen wolf, two years before she dies. <3]

Does anyone know where Jeff Davis lives?

[ FILTERED TO PETRA & DERICA ]
I'm ready to rejoin the real world now. When do I get to meet my nieces and your friends?

And do either of you know where Kate Argent is located?

Listen, I'm having a really bad year. So can we just not?

I'm unconvinced that you aren't responsible for this, Petra.

Donations to the Pace Gets His Cello Repaired Again Foundation are currently being accepted.

DERICA

So thanks again.

Are you telling me that it was literally just the birthday of all the Stiles Stilinskis, and no one got any of them a puppy?

Let's all get puppies y/y?

( cut )

My cello is going to need some serious damage control. What'd it ever do to you, portal?






[ooc: genderswap paige from teen wolf, who was brought through three years ago, redumped to this year and is a music ed major at nyu)