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Yeah, the last portal "vacation" was a hell of a lot funnier than this.


[ ooc: PH history Dean! ]

SUP? I'm back, what'd I miss?

[ooc; super sekrit military tyler. been around for years. 27. partners with alex, bff with ciara. was deep in a mission for the past few months so completely missed the minis, ric, jenna, bonnie 2, jeremy, caroline, & the billion 5-0s showing up, but everyone who was around for awhile should know him and what his deal is.]

Top vacation locations, which would get a four year olds approval.

Don't say Disney.

Go.

I will never get tired of the variety of looks I get when someone asks how old I am, and I respond with "I just turned 600 last month." Personally I think I look fabulous for my age.

I knew that fourth bottle of tequila was a bad idea.

That is the last time I am ever doing Jaegerbombs.

My kid is showing me why I should set a trap for Santa this year, and how I'm going to do. Just so she can meet him, and then let him go right away. She has this mapped out. With a very convincing speech.

It's in pink crayon, but it's mapped out.

My kid is badass.

A car crash, a stabbing, alcohol poisoning, one really annoying hypochondriac, a marble up a kids nose and two creepy fan girls.

Right, I'm ready to go home now.