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Guys, just don't do it.

Idiots.

Portal, we have to stop meeting this way! This is the third time you've dropped me into an ocean, and I'm beginning to get a complex. And apparently this isn't the Honolulu I'm familiar with? Hello friends? Are you here? Does anyone know me?

Oh, sorry! Forgot. I'm Blodwyn Bludd, from the Harry Potter series, usually with Matt Bomer's face, but for some reason the portal thought it'd be hilarious to drop me in this body again. Not that I'm complaining - it was an unintentional white t-shirt contest at the HPD today, and I won - but I'd like to be switched back ASAP, pls.

If anyone's looking for any fall treats please send me your address! I went a little overboard on trying out some new fall treats and I'd be happy to send a care package your way. I have pumpkin bread, salted caramels candies, pumpkin spice oatmeal mixes, apple turnovers, and some maple fudge cooling right now.

This is madness was not on my daily itinerary, and I'd appreciate it if someone could book me a flight back to California. I have a speech first thing tomorrow morning at UC Davis Children's Hospital and we can't afford for James to lose even a single point to that joke of a man running against him.

However, he will be getting the bill for my dry cleaning and ruined Hermès scarf. That ought to set him back a few precious campaigning dollars.

[future!canon Caroline Elton. I couldn't resist. ♥]

The portal misbehaving is a perfect reason for getting out of a test. The female bits might have been overdoing it a little though.

Okay, so just give it a thought, but...

Dancing with the Stars with Blackpoint Celebrities. I can PR the shit out of that for charity. I need a distractio-

I am willing - freely willing and borderline begging, mind - to give an hour of play on my iPhone 9 to the first person who can bring me a Venti salted caramel latte with organic milk if they manage to get it past George.

A rush order is appreciated. Dropping me into the ocean is not a good way to wake me up.

this is a public announcement

go fish as a drinking game is a terrible idea don't do it

carry on

Oh, goodness. Our poor planner will be so disappointed.

All right, so which one of you finally pushed the portal over into complete and utter madness, eh?

I did acid once. It was kind of like this. Only, more floating llamas, less cops telling me I'm fictional and usually have breasts.

Not that I'm against breasts. Or a well-fitting catsuit. I just tend to prefer them under me, not on me.

Anyway, Sebastian Kyle. Hello, nice to meet you, where's the exit, etc.

Pretty sure that requesting a seaweed wrap for technically my first Mother's Day did not constitute being dumped in the ocean once again.