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Aug. 25th, 2015


[info]teenbitch

So in an effort to break up the slew of depressing posts that seem to have permeated the network, I'm planning a huge Autumnal Equinox party. Yes, it's a week day on September 23rd, but it wouldn't be the same on another day.

If you have a band, special booze recipes, or anything fun to offer, hit me up. All witches and friends are invited.
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Jun. 22nd, 2015


[info]faynotfaye

You know, when [Cassie] finally got dead, I thought all the crazy magical bullshit would have died with him. Not glad to see I was wrong.

Thanks for letting me graduate college in peace though.
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Jun. 10th, 2015


[info]shapeofagirl

How did you decide what you want to be when you grow up? I am a Terminator but I cannot terminate.

Please explain.
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Apr. 28th, 2015


[info]teenbitch

You know how people say to drink the hangover away? Don't do it, it is stupid.
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Apr. 26th, 2015


[info]wiotch

If anyone in the Blackpoint complex in Hawaii runs across a tarantula, don't hurt her and tell me where you saw her.
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Posted at 10:11 pm | | Leave a comment | 78 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Feb. 25th, 2015


[info]shapeofagirl

Hello. My name is Cameron and I am a Terminator of the T-900 series. Your alternate version of Hawaii is habitable. I require your database in order to find a friend. It is very important that I find him. He must not be

Hey, Hawaii! That's a surprise. Anyone else come through with me or is this a solo dance? My name's Cameron; I'm from the future.

[ Edited to Add ]: STEPHANIE MCGARRETT, JOHN WATSON, and NELL CASSIDY. Please come meet me outside of the main branch of the HPD to be terminated immediately. If you do not come, then I will find you.
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Feb. 18th, 2015


[info]teenbitch

So say you want to go to college. Hypothetically. What would I, for a friend, need to do?
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Dec. 26th, 2014


[info]teenbitch

Bored. Who wants to learn some new magic and/or set something on fire?
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Dec. 17th, 2014


[info]feelinslutty

Why did no one tell me that wine ice cream is a thing.
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Dec. 8th, 2014


[info]wiotch

Alright, so I guess we're not going back. Who wants to hire a twenty-something year old former witch to sit around and look pretty?
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[info]feelinslutty

I just watched two little kids freak out over being put on Santa's lap.

I don't blame you, kids. He's creepy.

In other news, if I decide to set one toe into a mall again before the Christmas is over, someone stop me.
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Dec. 1st, 2014


[info]wiotch

You know, it's really hard to play nice when you're being jerked around by magic all of the time.
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Nov. 29th, 2014


[info]teenbitch

I need a Christmas tree, thousands of string lights, five candy canes, and other miscellaneous items.

Who wants to hold my bags?
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Nov. 9th, 2014


[info]teenbitch

I don't know where my shoes are and I definitely have no idea why I'm waking up in a NY hotel room, but I'm pretty sure I should never drink that much again.

Someone come get me and bring sneakers, my feet are killing me.
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Nov. 6th, 2014


[info]goodwitch

It's not even bikini weather. Someone tell me what I've missed. Please.
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[info]teenbitch

I just watched the worst shark disaster movie ever on SyFy and it's all my actress' fault. Pick better movies, Tonkin, you're too cute for this shit.
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Nov. 4th, 2014


[info]justasqualified

Portal, you can take me from the desert to paradise anytime.
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Oct. 14th, 2014


[info]teenbitch

ALRIGHT, which group's throwing the best Halloween party this year and where's my invite?
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Sep. 23rd, 2014


[info]idunn_

The moment you think your life can't get any stranger is the moment you issue a challenge to the universe to make it so.

On the bright side, for once I'm not in a police station to retrieve my flatmates.
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Sep. 12th, 2014


[info]teenbitch



New theme song!
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