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Jan. 17th, 2016


[info]vadergotold

Who wants to watch me kick younger me's ass at podracing? Noon, tomorrow, [location]. Kenobi, I need you to put down that drink and cheerlead for me.

Yes, yes, Sulu, I signed the consent forms. If I die, I won't sue Starfleet.

Oct. 23rd, 2015

[info]walksskys

Well this is a little trippy. I mean I've heard stories about what the portal could be capable of, but. Damn. And I had a show to do this weekend.

Hi, I'm Luke Naberrie Kenobi. I apologize in advance for my sister.

Jan. 2nd, 2015


[info]iamdarthvader

I was told my wife was here. Padmé?

Dec. 18th, 2014


[info]greycounsel

While I'm not entirely familiar with the etiquette involved in these situations, I do believe that most cultures would find it somewhat rude to drop an old man into the ocean with an activated lightsabre in the middle of a battle for the safety of an entire planet.

Dec. 13th, 2014


[info]halfwitted

Okay. If I promise to pretend that I believe all this stuff about a primitive galaxy and our lives played out in a holovid, will everyone stop looking at me like I've grown two heads? In all fairness, I'll do a halfass job of it, but I'm starting to get a complex here. Work with me.

Jan. 30th, 2014


[info]swordofjedi

Space rations last forever. Vitamin paste might taste like bantha fodder but it's never caused hallucinations before.

Oct. 20th, 2013


[info]saetan

I fear I may be banned from all haunted houses on the island at this rate.

May. 31st, 2013


[info]fuckspace

Dammit, Jim, you're still not getting out of that physical.

Mar. 8th, 2013


[info]gunningforyou

This is why nostalgia is bad for you.

Nov. 18th, 2012

[info]noirandfangs

Finally. Nothing but six days of night surfing.

Aug. 24th, 2012

[info]noirandfangs

TGIF.

Jun. 19th, 2012


[info]chicana

Seriously I want it to start raining already here in New York, because the air is so humid I could swim in it.

May. 4th, 2012

[info]modernjedi

May the Fourth be with you.

Apr. 10th, 2012


[info]ladyvader

The things I get in my email.

I think the artist was genuinely trying for a positive representation this time.

Mar. 4th, 2012


[info]ladyvader

I'm now at fifty-three times that I've been given Spaceballs as a gag, thank you, swag bag or other type of gift.

It's not even May fourth.

Feb. 27th, 2012

[info]modernprincess

Tell me why anyone thinks that bringing up the gold bikini to me is a good idea.