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JACOB STONE, YOU GET YOUR HACKER FRIEND OUT OF MY DATABASES RIGHT NOW.

MUMMY FAMILY + LIBRARIANS + LEVERAGE FAM:

I was offered a position as lead on a site in Nepal. Pompeii has been mostly clean-up for the last few weeks and I'm... tempted? They specified that they need someone of my "considerable talents" (their words! Though, obviously, I agree), which likely means it's to be dangerous or they're scared of something.

I don't speak very good Nepali, however, so we'd need a translator. Nepal is one of the few countries where polyandry is leg They've offered to put me and my "team" up in a very nice little farm house, likely due to the dangerous aspect.

As usual, I welcome all pros and cons, arguments or praises of my abilities.

:D

( Help me choose! )

Dearest Jake,

I sit here wondering every day about what you might be doing. Are you exploring ancient ruins? Getting chased by dragon people? Have the Mummy trio been feeding you? Make sure they don't leave you in a tomb accidentally again.

I hope you find my care package in good health. Remember, don't drink all of the Squeeze Orange Soda and eat the gummy frogs all at once. Sharing is caring. Eat something green once in awhile. Have a well balanced diet.

Call. Text. Skype.

Forever yours,
Hardison

Nothing quite like being trapped in a tomb with skeletons that were previously known to be cannibals on a Sunday afternoon.

The good news is that there doesn't seem to be any books around for me to read, and the cell service is still fair. The bad news being that the trap in front of the door is quite armed and dangerous.

LIBRARIAN!ELIOT. Are you alive? Are the Mummy folks taking care of you? Have you gotten into any cursed tombs lately? I miss you. WRITE ME.

xoxo Hardison

Anyone want a nerd? Two is one too many and I already got Hardison trained.

At least I get to put off hearing about how this one is my fault.

Unacceptable, Eliot! You can't go after Tesla's Death Ray without me!

We're in a fight.

I'm starting to feel my age. Used to be people wanted the best and now they'll just hire any half-assed sloppy hitter.

Attack a guy while he's drinking his beer. Idiots.

You know maybe you have been working too much when the universe steps in to throw you at Hawaii and makes you fictional so you can't go back to work, at least not right away.

Happy goddamn Tuesday.

Greetings from Grand Turk Island. There's too much sun.

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE BENNETT ]
It's like the globe tricked us into picking a bright place to vacation. I'm staying under this shade until it gets dark.

It's kind of fucked up, but I sort of miss being stalked by Baby Joy Rage?

IT'S GONE.

I get it, Portland, it rains a lot here. Can you not prove it every day?

You know, it ain't right doing this to a black man. We're always the first to die in a horror movie. And you know what this is? This is a horror movie.

Baby Joy Rage has got to go.