blackpoint - the au community

I overcompensated the amount of alcohol I need to get drunk in this body and now I have regrets. :(

I need a job. :(

And clothes. :(

Keelah. Not this again!

[OOC: Portal-genderswapped Tali! PH Memories, etc.]

This may be the third cutest thing I've ever seen.


In order to compete with Apple (and have them sue me because that's what they like to do. They get very unhappy with my competition.) I'm releasing a new version of my communication omni-tool on Monday. I offer them to any portal inhabitants at no cost provided you offer me feedback and test new programs for me.

For the more spy/combat minded people, I'm starting beta testing on cloaking software and disruptor ammo, and could use a few extra volunteers to use them.

If you're going to make me time travel, Portal, can I at least get the same waistline I had the last time I was in 2014 and a few dry diapers?

Children - ☑
Chikktika - ☐
Shotgun - ☐
Shepard - ☐

Time to play catch up, portal.

[ FILTERED TO DARCY L, JANE FOSTER, STEFFIE ROGERS, OLDER EMMA SWAN, OLDER REGINA MILLS, & STILES STILINSKI PLUS THESE PEOPLE! ]
HEN NIGHT. You better be ready.

Jack and I are feeling left out, Portal. Just saying.

So Noah decided he was going to be a famous painter today. And proceeded to paint the living room walls with my paints. I swear I thought I locked my workshop.

I'm going to do it. Remember me when I'm gone.

I spent a great deal of time working to not be poor. I have to restart my suit collection all over again.

Portal, don't make me kick your ass.