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Honestly. I was in the middle of something. I thought the portal wasn't going to give us all whiplash again. It could have at least given me time to put on some pants.

( Famous last words: Sure we can make that. That looks easy. )

This is a sign that I should stick to fixing bikes and that my kids inherited my baking ability.

The Sword of Kings? Is this a joke, Portal?

My sons are far too excited about this trick-or-treating business.

Free doughnuts at the place called "Krispy Kreme" for being a pirate, today. Only supposed to get one, but the lad was so enamored by me I ended up with a dozen and a date. Who wants to help consume them?

Magical portals are never nice enough to send you with your inheritance vault, are they?

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but... Mage for hire? Maker, I sound like an Antivan Case by case basis, of course. I could strike fear into the heart of your enemies, haunt your neighbors garden, charm your house to have snow over it for a short period of time, help you impress your loved one by putting on a spectacular display. I won't raise the dead for you and nothing sexual (those days are behind me - well, in public, at any rate) and maker help you if you want the two combined. My services are currently required elsewhere for healing, but I would make exceptions.

FILTERED TO THE DRAGON AGE CREW:

That reminds me, I've been enlisted in helping a gentleman who is dying of a disease.

Should be interesting. Might go nowhere. He happens to be part of the group of people who don't trust magic, if you can believe that. Someone who doesn't trust magic? It's almost like being home again.

Home. Not Tevinter. I will, at least concede that it was nice temporarily being around those who can appreciate magic wholly. Not enough to have wanted to stay for the rest of my life, mind you, but there had been a lack of magical theorists around Skyhold after Vivenne returned home and Solas... went off to do Maker knows what.

My sons must have learned something about today's 'holiday' at school, because they surprised me with a few tokens this morning.

All right, strange planet, you win this round.

Is it cheating for a werewolf to enter an eating contest if the only reason she entered in the first place is because some douchebags implied she couldn't because she was a woman?

Because the stubborn, bitchy part of me that crosses all genders sort of made that happen and now there are people out in the world who are convinced that they saw my actress devour half her weight in pork in one sitting.

Isaac Lahey eats his feelings. It's a fact.

I am completely underwhelmed with what counts as education for my sons here. I may have to look into educating them myself, but the issue of local history would be a problem.

Where are all the book club people at? I want back in. And who has a free pair of hands right now? I need help packing some things. You'll get an endless amount of cookies in return.

WHO: Ashelia Dalmasca and Balthier
WHERE: Her place
WHEN: Nowish
WHAT: A long-awaited reunion
RATING: Light!
STATUS: log; complete.

( There's always time to kidnap queens, especially from fools who don't value them properly. )

This is not the way to request the company of a queen. If my sons are harmed at all by this...magick traveling, do not expect generosity on my part.