blackpoint - the au community

I just came home from class to find my roommate hosting an exorcism of our apartment.

So that's a thing.

Is anyone in possession of a tank that I may borrow for Halloween?

World, your deathtrap of a vehicle that you call "cars" looks interesting. I'm going to get my driver's license and travel the globe. Not having to pull over and kill demons every three minutes is going to be a refreshing change to sightseeing.

[ Edited to add 3 hours later ]

I failed my test. :(

Somoneon was going to taekke my phone away but JOKESON YOU I'm not eavven drunk.

I looave evryoeryone in this bar.

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

( just in case anyone was wondering )

How did you decide what you want to be when you grow up? I am a Terminator but I cannot terminate.

Please explain.

HE LEFT ME FOR A HUMMER!

Snow in New York? I think we'll stay in Hawaii a few more days.

Hi! So, starting over. Fun. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Tali'Zorah vas Normandy - technically it's Tali'Shepard. but my husband normally goes by Shepard, so we negotiated. But everyone just calls me Tali! Anyway, I'm a Quarian. I was born a Quarian, that is, another race in this big open galaxy. We're part of a Migrant Fleet in the distant future. This isn't so strange for me because made human by the portal in 2012. But technically 12 years ago for me because

um. Portal magic.

The point of this rambling was that I'm an engineer, and back home (the other community) I owned a robotics business. I'm going to have to start over here, and I've already made some contacts for business partners and contracts, funding. I started it on my own but with already having a plan and possible funding, I'm going to need at least two employees to start. If anyone has engineering, robotics or electronic experience and is looking for a job in New York City, please contact me! It pays well. And you get my company! :)

The only catch is that we might be working out of a guest bedroom for a few weeks until I can set up a warehouse. I promise my kids don't bite. Much.

OH! If you're a hero/vigilante that needs tech, the sooner you pester me, the better!

Out of the basement, motherfuckers. Sheila get on something hot we're going out tonight. Caboose, you too.

[Filtered to Sheila and Caboose]

We need to talk about a life change I'll be making soon.




[Filtered to Alice Cullen]

Hey, I need a favor.

We're back.

Topic tonight on the show: WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE ROYAL BABY?


Filter to Edward Cullen

I missed Fuck it

My stupid body burns easily in the sun. I hate Mexico.

I think there's literally more fucking alcohol in my blood right now than water.

Hey Sheila, pack a bag. We're going on a trip.



[Filtered to Bonnie Bennett]

What the fuck do you even say I need more booze

I'm not sorry it happened, but I am sorry it fucked with you.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

( I WANT ONE!!! )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CHURCH, did you start writing for television shows while I was not aware?

CHURCH. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.