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( Hello, Honolulu workforce, I have joined your ranks. I'm officially a dog-walker )

Promotions that come with nicer offices are great, but couple that with a new undercover mission and I'm set for the new year.

So, is what's happening on the show a metaphor for the quality of it? Because seriously?

How are you people not drunk 24/7? Do you want drinks? I can probably cry at Remy until he gives me enough to spread the cheer.

[ooc; Spoilers for OUAT!]

I'm so sick of portals.

Papa? They said my other parents aren't her- Henry?

[ ooc; Same AU as Remy Mills & coma!Henry Mills! ]

If I had a dollar for every time someone cheekily asked me to make their engagement ring look like the Ring of Power, I'd probably hoard it all and attract the attention of an asshole dragon.

[ Melissa ]

When's your next day off, Mel? Want to go to the courthouse?

[ added; Jack and the Scotts + Melissa ]

If you can be there, your mother and I are getting married Thursday morning at a courthouse here in the city. We're limiting to just the kids, and we'd love you to be there.

October is a hell of a month, even in 2015. The moment it starts, you can count on arresting the most interesting people. Costumes start early, apparently. Ah, NYC.

I interrogated a Sexy Buzz Lightyear earlier.

I can't complain about being back home earlier than expected when it means enjoying more of October.

Also, I'm back home earlier than expected.

[Friends and family filter*]

I doubt this'll come as a shock to anyone, but we've decided to opt for the elopement. At the moment I'm not trusting the portal with its life choices so before the other shoe drops, we're getting hitched. I have the dress, we have the boat, and we'd like the rest of you to fill up the boat. Pretty much as soon as you're able. At least it being a Tuesday night there's probably not much going on in the way?

Sorry, Mom! I'll make it up to you.

[*ooc: no evil parents allowed also anyone who considers her and older Hook friends/family!]

Well, shit. That was my good suit, too.

In somewhat related news, I'll be incommunicado save for secure lines for a bit here soon. Don't panic.

Somoneon was going to taekke my phone away but JOKESON YOU I'm not eavven drunk.

I looave evryoeryone in this bar.

FYI, immediate family (you know who you are) are requested for birthday dinner for both the 36 year old and the 2 year old on Wednesday. Because we're not insane, I'm doing private home catering - so if you have any special requests, speak up now!

Everybody is invited to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday, 1pm - whenever. There's gonna be pizza and whatever.

Hot people, 21+, are invited to Iron Horse NYC, Saturday night. You get bonus points if you're single and want to hit on my oldest son, so. Get on that.

[OOC: immediate family would be people like Grace, Older!Stucky and kids, Jamie/Lilly/Jake, older!OUAT crew, mini!OUAT crew, Thorin, etc. If your character is close to them, they're invited. :P]

Oh, come on.

[ ooc; grown up!lincoln lewis! ]

FILTERED TO OLDER!JEFFERSON:

Oy, Hatter. Your attention, if you please.

Anyone at HPD got a few bucks I can borrow? I forgot delivery charge and my dollar bills are still sticking to each other.

Unless you are dying or the one in charge of taking care of our kid - or are our kid - don't even think about texting us in the next four days.

I mean, chances are low we'll reply anyway. Mostly because we'll be too busy having sex here to reply. Feel free to be jealous, etc etc. We'll just mock your replies while sipping mimosas naked.

[OOC: Impromptu vacation, so if you want to volunteer your character as toddler!babysitter for the long weekend, feel free! First come, first serve. :P]

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I've opened an Etsy shop for my herbs and teas! If you're interested in anything, let me know. I specialize in medicinal teas and treatments, such as those for headaches and nausea, but I did a little work alongside a midwife before I got pulled through again so I have a lot of experience with those for morning sickness, etc.

There'll also be some vegan recipes as well, because who doesn't need more vegan recipes?

[ next gen kids ]

'Garden Party' this weekend (iykwim~)! Friday night into Saturday morning. Bring snacks and things to camp with, we're sleeping under the stars. Snitches get stitches.

Jeff, you may want to, uh. Just stay at the shop.

( I made the mistake of going to to the bathroom. )

Oh God, oh God, oh God Quick question - how do you turn someone back from being a frog? Note that I will not be kissing them.

It's difficult enough to get out if bed when I've got dog and toddler cuddlings on a normal day, but add in freezing temps and snow? Nope. Not happening.

Filtered to Older!Jefferson:

Tell me the truth, how panicked are you that we'll go from two kids to five overnight?

ALSO. You know what we haven't done in a while? A vacation. Something longer than a two day honeymoon (and even that was a year ago. Holy shit.)

I need an axe. Or gardening tools. For science.

[OOC: Absolutely in response to this which you should all watch because asldjfkCOLINSTOP.]