blackpoint - the au community

Aw, how I didn't miss you, HPD sweats.

[ooc; Older Scottie D!]

2015. Really?

Everyone looks so shaken. Surely I'm not that terrifying, even with my hair a hot mess. I mean, my life is currently a confusing mess of foul language and annoyance, but is everyone else alright?

[ ooc; Meet Stella Argent! ]

You know, when you grow up hearing all the stories about how truly fucked up this place can be, hearing your parents, aunts, uncles, cousins... Everybody talk about how Blackpoint the Freak Show, see the reality TV shows that crop up, get stuck going to the beach BBQs and know more cops than anybody should ever actually have to meet in their lifetime...

All that?

Doesn't make this any less of a mindfuck.

Sorry mom. Moms. I don't even know, at this point.

James, Harvey - in order to cut down on the attempted lawsuits, I administered earplugs and an instructional card, along with an apology note and description of exactly why they should be using said earplugs, to every single person in the wing.

Assorted family and pack: Suite 4 in Lenox Hill Hospital. We've got a few hours to go, so that's your prep call.

This dress was Paulina, who isn't even designing yet in 2015. Not okay.

Alexander Argent, report. My now salt-covered two-year-old is settled very solidly into a grumpy mood, and I can't entirely blame him.