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So who wants to teach me how to be a werewolf?

Adding that to my list of weird questions I never expected to ask. I keep ruining my clothes with claws, and it's not like I've got all that many of those to my name at the moment.

HEY SO. Who wants to come stay up all night with me? Maybe go out on the town? Viva la Tuesday night all-nighter?

Okay people, I have like ten minutes before the adrenaline wears off and I'm drooling in a chair so here you go.

( The Newest Stilinski )

FILTERED AWAY FROM STILINSKIS:

If everyone could just go puppy pile on Stiley, that'd be great. We broke up, and I don't want her and I know she does better not being alone even if she refuses to admit it.

Save the relationship lectures for Monday, when I'm not drunk or hungover? Because I busted out the chemistry tonight.

TIS ALMOST THE SEASON FOR NY FASHION WEEK. I've rearranged my work schedule and gotten ahead in my schoolwork and everything. People who have things they've ordered from me, check your email! I sent a mass of updates today to everyone I'm doing things for -- most of it is on the more finished side of things! I've been hella productive.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, FASHION WEEK. I'm really really hoping there's a penis cloak-related incident in New York, too. London shouldn't have all the fun! And I have a lot of opinions on this anyway, but I won't go into them. (NSFW, Rick Owens designed his show around penis peepholes in the outfits.)

Also, ALEX. SUNDAY.

[ TW teens and adults, minus Victor and Christina ]

So last week, I asked Alex's dad if he'd help me with control using hunter tactics, since they go through that training too. He took time to think about it, but agreed.

It may not work and may totally blow up in smoke, but I wanted to let you guys know it was happening so that you were in the loop. I'm hoping it'll give me something more to work with for my own sake, I guess. And ideally, it may help him see we're not just ravenous teeth-monsters and help those tensions too. Maybe not. Who knows. Since that part may impact more of you and he's been one of the reasons for some conflict lately, I figured I'd fill you all in.

I need someone to come get me.

My new doctor called me "a spectacularly healthy specimen," and one of the little ones at my new job told me that he wasn't scared of anything but Chewbacca and terrorists.

Solid start of the week, I think.

Alright crew. We have Winter Goals.

Hey fellow face-twins, check it out!



I'm only answering to Flash from here on out. You've been notified.

ALRIGHT, I'm playing 'WHO IS MY PACK' a second time. Because I need to know.

[ FILTERED TO HER PACK, WHOEVER THEY ARE ]
[Screencap of this.]

I trust you, even if he doesn't. Just know that that's what he said and if he does anything that even SEEMS threatening, let me know?

SOS, SOS! McCalls and/or anyone with veterinary experience, I need your help!

On my way to work this morning I heard a meow coming from a dumpster, and after a LOT of disgustingness that I don't want to talk about, I found a really young kitten. I took him to the vet and they gave me some formula and he's eating, but he's SO small. Anything else I should know? I've never had a cat.

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!!! One of the fashion buyers still in town from Fashion Week stopped me in the shop today and asked me about my dress. Which I made. He said he thought it was badass (paraphrasing) and would look for me in the future. Dying forever.

Not my reports :( Hugo, can you dry these, please? Thank you, I love you, you're my hero.

Sorry, dudes. My boyfriend is the best boyfriend, even if the food vendor missed his Jay Z cue. And the weekend has just begun. Tomorrow, I get to get my moment to surprise~

ATTN: Anyone Visiting Chez Margent Today

Don't use the front door. Or the back patio door. And if you use a window, don't have it be the left-side ground floor. You can use the right-side ground floor window; that shouldn't won't cause anything. In fact, why don't you stand outside our apartment and yell whatever you need at us? That's probably safest.

I'm practicing building traps and disarming them is taking a liiiiittle longer than I had anticipated...

Soooo that designer decided not to use any of my stuff, which is totally not surprising for a variety of reasons beyond just the fact that I fell on my ass and then bolted. She did give me some people to contact, though! Not a total wash!

But more importantly, it's Sharkfest on Syfy.

( JOEY FATONE JUST GOT EATEN BY A SHARK )

As if I didn't already feel crazy enough.

There's nothing quite like watching the future chaos unfold while set to weird music. This show is awful.

Why hasn't Beacon Hills been closed off and destroyed? My god.

[ swap world ]

Which parts of the show are accurate to our world and which ones aren't?

For the record, I have permits for everything. It isn't my fault that your portal dropped me into the ocean and soaked them through.