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Right then, how's this portal thing work in reverse? I've always wanted to see Hawaii, sure, & now I've seen it but good having landed my arse right up on it. Sorry about your everything at the police station, lovies, but I'm a royal klutz when excited.

& when did the Statue of Wizarding Secrecy get busted up? Not used to Muggles knowing I'm a witch.

Sorry, sorry, was I supposed to introduce myself? Name's Tonks. Very good to meet you! Never found myself in a situation like this one.

It kind of blows that you need a degree to get a job in something you've known how to do since you were eleven. Can't the portal just spit me forward four years so I can get this over with?

JACKIE

You know what just dawned on me? I don't have a criminal record here.

I always wanted to be a sea monster, and this totally counts.

[ ooc: genderswapped teddy! ]