blackpoint - the au community

( Sent to Shepard + all employees + close friends. You're welcome! )

Well this is a little trippy. I mean I've heard stories about what the portal could be capable of, but. Damn. And I had a show to do this weekend.

Hi, I'm Luke Naberrie Kenobi. I apologize in advance for my sister.

Anyone at HPD got a few bucks I can borrow? I forgot delivery charge and my dollar bills are still sticking to each other.

Children - ☑
Chikktika - ☐
Shotgun - ☐
Shepard - ☐

Time to play catch up, portal.

[ FILTERED TO DARCY L, JANE FOSTER, STEFFIE ROGERS, OLDER EMMA SWAN, OLDER REGINA MILLS, & STILES STILINSKI PLUS THESE PEOPLE! ]
HEN NIGHT. You better be ready.

Shit, I only have two days to accomplish this.

Jack and I are feeling left out, Portal. Just saying.

How the hell am I supposed to plan a wedding when I'm sleep deprived?

So Noah decided he was going to be a famous painter today. And proceeded to paint the living room walls with my paints. I swear I thought I locked my workshop.

I spent a great deal of time working to not be poor. I have to restart my suit collection all over again.

[FILTERED AWAY FROM ALL DARCYS]

I realize this is last minute, and on a weeknight, but I'd like to throw a party for Darcy's birthday tomorrow. And, by extension, have it be for all Darcys and any family and friends of theirs. I figure the shop has enough room to hold a good amount of people, so I'm closing up early in the afternoon and setting it up there. What I need from you all is the following:

1) Attendees would be appreciated. Obviously. A heads up if you're coming would be even better.
2) People in DC to snag the other two Darcys and bring them here? Unless they have other plans, which is completely understandable.
3) Someone to pick up the cake I ordered last week, if at all possible. It's at [insert hip cake bakery here] and should look like this. (If it doesn't look like this, I need you to channel some Targaryen ferocity and pitch a fit, so if you're soft-hearted, maybe pass on this one.)
4) Someone who knows how to make virgin drinks that taste almost as good as the real thing. I will pay handsomely for this one.
5) Before and after manual labor. I've already signed up mini-me, but extra hands wouldn't be unwelcome.

Portal, don't make me kick your ass.