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This is it. I've had enough. Blackwall isn't coming here, and to be honest I'm not sure if I'd accept his company after what he pulled, and I'm bored and I'm young and the world isn't ending so I can focus on things that are shallow. I'm giving myself permission to do so.

I want male company. I want to be told I'm pretty even when I'm covered in grime. I want to have someone to wear skimpy things for. Is this I mean, obviously I intend to keep my full responsibilities of the I Screw it You know, I don't think any of that is too much to ask. I can multitask! I have low standards! My first date with Blackwall was in a BARN for Maker's sak Hell, our armies defeated Corypheus while I was starry-eyed, I don't think wanting to go out and have a little fun is indicative of me sluffing off my destiny or title or whatever you want to call it.



Right?

PS: This is not permission for you to set me up with someone, probably. This means you, Hawke.

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I know most of you think I'm an utterly worthless fool that is a danger to himself and others, and.. well. you wouldn't be entirely wrong. But I'll have you know that I'm quite well liked here in.. where are we-- oh, right. Denver Colorado. I was dragged out here for some hospital festivities and have now found myself participating in what's called a Polar Bear Plunge. Someone said it was fitting because I quite resemble a bear and I'm not exactly sure how that got that as I can't shapeshift worth a shit, but I'm choosing to take it as a compliment anyway?

But I'm raising money for a charity! And I have beer! And people keep taking my clothes. We earn money dependent on how long we can stay in the water wearing nothing, so don't tell them that I can cast a fire spell directly below me and warm things up. For charity.

Fenris, should I steal one of these little children for our own? They're amusing!

Just what I needed - to take another trip through the ocean.

Isabella? Emma? Musketeers?

Right, so, I've decided to not be a terrible lump on a stool that occasionally makes coin by way of er trapping people that owe money into a magical prison and letting it crush them to death until they agree, and then getting paid for it. That's not very fun work, is it? Right, of course. And I agree!

So, I've been taking a leaf out of Anders book - not the bit where he murdered innocent souls and started a war that was catastrophically bad, mind you - but the part where he was a Spirit Healer. I've never been terrible at healing, I can do it quite well when I put my mind to it. So I've decided to do just that. Be the good bloke. The hero that Hawaii needs!

So I'll be lending my services three days a week (and for desperate emergencies) at the local urgent care. I've no doubt it will be exciting and adventurous! Full of germs and blood, just like Kirkwall. Only with a prettier landscape. Inquisitors, as always, I strive to win your approval - how's this? Am I, as they say, adulting? 💩 😃 🎆

Suddenly everyone wants to know why I'm not making toys and why I'm so tall. Stop asking me stupid questions. And stop asking me where your weird bearded man is. I can barely keep track of my own.

😃😀😀❤️‍👬💋💋🛏👍🚬

These little buggers are called emoji and they represent everything wonderful about this world. I think I'm in love.



But sadly, they don't pay. So I need a job. Or just money, if you've money to simply give me for looking pretty, I'll put it to very good use. But marketable skills include being very good at helping people and killing things. I make a rather good errand boy - unfortunately - and I can make things explode. On fire. Sometimes ice! Oh and then there's the bit where I can heal, I suppose, but I don't think that the hospital life is for me. Fellow people of The Network and Thedas, tell me how you earn your coin!

This is what I get for trusting a magister.


If this device tries to possess me, you will wish you'd finished me off.