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Mar. 3rd, 2015


[info]pining

Again. Seriously? Again. I consider myself a patient man. I even consider myself a forgiving man, given that my body count is respectably low after four centuries. But no. I've officially crossed the line from somewhat peeved to moderately irritated.

Mick, bring me your best suit. It will have to temporarily do.
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Nov. 30th, 2014


[info]retiredsniper

So which one of you nerds has been working on the portal? Someone must know how to manipulate it.
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Sep. 14th, 2014


[info]namerankserial

[ FILTERED TO MICK ST. JOHN ]
Hey Mickey! You feel like recreating our old bounty hunting days again? One of the new arrivals got spooked and is on the run.

[ FILTERED TO STEVE ROGERS ]
Can I go play bounty hunter for the day? Please?
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Jul. 30th, 2014


[info]sparklemotions

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY ]
As all of you are the ones I hold dearest to me, I want you to know that I have been searching for a way to become human again. Bonnie has found a way and we will be attempting it this weekend.

I love each and every one of you, but I want to live out the rest of my days as a mortal. It does not change what I have done in the past and most importantly, it does not change the way I feel about anyone.

I hope you can understand this.

If you would like to join me for a drink tonight, I will be at the Baltic Room on Pine Street.
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Nov. 26th, 2013


[info]halesong

Go from sleeping peacefully to being doused in the cold ass ocean. Thanks, portal. You got any more surprises for me?
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Nov. 18th, 2013

[info]noirandfangs

I think teaching and I have come to a parting of ways after this semester. Whoever had four years, congratulations, you won that pool.

I wonder what the LAPD policy on hiring non-humans is.
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Oct. 28th, 2013


[info]likeafirework

I have no regrets in life except for the fact that I wish I could pull this off.

Wolvie, this is your Halloween costume. Y/MFY?
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Oct. 20th, 2013


[info]saetan

I fear I may be banned from all haunted houses on the island at this rate.
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Oct. 10th, 2013


[info]sparklemotions



Greetings from Grand Turk Island. There's too much sun.

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE BENNETT ]
It's like the globe tricked us into picking a bright place to vacation. I'm staying under this shade until it gets dark.
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Oct. 6th, 2013

[info]likeashadowcat

Dear X-Men movies,

I want a Lockheed. :(


Dear fanboys,

Your pick up lines are never as clever as you think they are.


Dear boyfriend Mick,

I know you can't eat Chinese, but want to watch me awkwardly attempt to eat with chopsticks?
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Sep. 25th, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

When going to Canadian strip clubs, it is not okay to throw the $2 coins at the strippers.

Lesson learned.
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Jul. 28th, 2013


[info]beerbubsnikt

Times like these, I wish I could get drunk.

St. John, you up for a fight?
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Jul. 3rd, 2013


[info]talldarkbroody

If one more person asks me why I don't sparkle, I'm eating them.
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Jun. 14th, 2013


[info]namerankserial

Have I mentioned how much I hate flying? Jefferson, pal, you better appreciate the things I do for you.
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Jun. 12th, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

CHURCH.

We are reading 50 Shades on your radio show.
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Jun. 6th, 2013


[info]sparkydenali

The night is calling my name, who wants to go out?
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May. 22nd, 2013


[info]pegcarter

I didn't realize it took so much to get married. Now I'm wondering if it's not better to have a quieter affair and do it at the courts.
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May. 4th, 2013


[info]vadergotold

This day needs to be striken out of the calendars.
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May. 1st, 2013


[info]sparklemotions

I wish people would stop asking me to bite them.
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Apr. 27th, 2013

[info]noirandfangs

You know those nature shows where the cheetah chases down the gazelle and it becomes a complete massacre?

I just watched that happen, except with a roasted chicken. Possibly one of the most terrifying things I have ever witnessed.
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