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Hey, so I was in Honolulu yesterday night for a job interview (why do they always ask you if you want to ask them any questions at the end of the interview?? I freaked and asked him if he preferred crunchy or smooth peanut butter. I suck. Anyway - ) and took a walk downtown and got some coffee. When I was leaving the coffee shop, I heard something on a roof above me and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a totally gross snake/lizard/Geico Gecko/dragon thing? I scaled the fire escape, but it hissed at me and took off and I lost it.

It was about six or seven feet of scaly foulness. Vaguely human shaped? I know there's a bunch of different were-things here, but I didn't get the impression that this thing was at all safe to be around people. Something about its eyes I could be wrong; I have a bad history with snake people. Like, way bad.

This mean anything to you guys?

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[ Added after this: Filtered to Steampunk!Jackson Whittermore ]

Hey, so I saw what appeared to be you doing your best impression of a Gucci crocodile bag last night. Are you okay?

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Here's a transcript of the convo. Going over there now. Slayer out.

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Was it a spell? This has to be a spell. This has 'magic' written on it. This is spellalicious and I don't think I'm ready for this spell-y.

Hi, I'm Buffy, and I'm not supposed to be here. Here's nice! Here looks like a vacation! But I'm supposed to be in California; I just got my sister back...?

[ AU Buffy, she didn't date Riley or die. Comes from the end of S5! ]

If one more person asks me why I don't sparkle, I'm eating them.

Here we go again.

I swear I didn't jinx anything this time.

Did someone lose a miniature boy version of me?

Why is there a hole in the wall?

No, you know what? I don't want to know.

( text to buffy )

Fuck the show and fuck finals. TIME TO PARTY.

I GIVE UP. This Valedictorian speech is impossible to write without sounding like a total cheeseball. I swear to god, I'm just going to quote Bono and throw in the towel. Peace out, Class of 2012.

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Fictional? FICTIONAL? Send me back home right now!

So I spent the last two days watching Game of Thrones on the recommendation of a salesgirl when I was shopping yesterday. I feel like I have accomplished both something major and not at the same time.

I feel utterly useless here.

[ooc; Spoilers for s1 of Game of Thrones!]