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It's Dorian Pavus' birthday. Don't ask him how old he is. Unless you don't care if he singes off your eyebrows, then hey, don't let me stop you.

If you're in Hawaii and you want to come over and be nice to him instead, there might be cake in it for you. Depends on how fast you get here.

Magical portals are never nice enough to send you with your inheritance vault, are they?

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but... Mage for hire? Maker, I sound like an Antivan Case by case basis, of course. I could strike fear into the heart of your enemies, haunt your neighbors garden, charm your house to have snow over it for a short period of time, help you impress your loved one by putting on a spectacular display. I won't raise the dead for you and nothing sexual (those days are behind me - well, in public, at any rate) and maker help you if you want the two combined. My services are currently required elsewhere for healing, but I would make exceptions.

FILTERED TO THE DRAGON AGE CREW:

That reminds me, I've been enlisted in helping a gentleman who is dying of a disease.

Should be interesting. Might go nowhere. He happens to be part of the group of people who don't trust magic, if you can believe that. Someone who doesn't trust magic? It's almost like being home again.

Home. Not Tevinter. I will, at least concede that it was nice temporarily being around those who can appreciate magic wholly. Not enough to have wanted to stay for the rest of my life, mind you, but there had been a lack of magical theorists around Skyhold after Vivenne returned home and Solas... went off to do Maker knows what.

Another breach, time magic and alternate universes. And here I thought that was all behind me and the most exciting thing I would get to do today is to make someone cry or free a slave.

Lovely.

[OOC: Future!DAI Dorian! 5 years, stuck with the Inquisition, became a Magister when his dad died and started raising hell in Tevinter. From the same game canon as the rest!]

I apologize for any rudeness I showed upon my arrival, particularly to those who greeted me at the fort police station. Due to circumstances beyond my control I am forced to be suspicious of unfamiliar magic, and my new body came as a shock.

My name is Herah Adaar, and I am the Inquisitor. There's no need to call me anything other than Herah, especially now that we're here. I'm Qunari, although I realize I don't look it presently. I understand that I'm a character in some form of popular game, which I don't understand but I'm glad the legends of the Inquisition transcend worlds, at least. Assuming we'll win I consider myself a friend to all people, and hope that I can be useful here now that you've shown us such great hospitality. I fight with a sword and a shield, but I would lay them down in an instant for peace.

[ Filtered to: Dragon Age People ]

Was that terri I wish Josephine was here to write my speeches.

It seems everyone's been having all the fun without me. That's unacceptable.

Varric, Hawke, we're going to find trouble as soon as I have my weapons back.

Shit. I haven't been separated from my Bianca for this long since a tyrannical Seeker kidnapped me and took her away. Try not to push any of her buttons, would you? I'd hate for all these lovely faces to get messed up.


Varric Tethras, at your service. I don't normally have to make such quick introductions, but given that I can be mistaken quite easily for an inferior a human...