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WHAT?

[ooc; Canon AU AND genderswapped Stiles. Profile!]

I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing decorated palm trees for Christmas, but it's nice not having to wear all of those layers in winter.

Speaking of Christmas, I need some Christmas lists, kids. I'm not going to pretend that I'm that mom that has all the shopping done by now because everyone knows that's never the case. I have Praxis testing next week in order to become certified to teach again, but even with that it still leaves plenty of time to play Santa's elf.

I can't say that I'm sad to be out of the hospital, but according to everyone this isn't supposed to be happening anymore. Hawaii's lovely, so please don't take any offense, but I'd really, really like to go home to a pillow fort in the living room and a husband who's trying to pretend we have more than old pizza and sympathy casseroles in the fridge.

Well, at least Hawaii is pretty.

[ OOC: A new Kira! She's canon compliant, but from a less clusterfuck-y season where Kate was the Big Bad, there wasn't as much unnecessary plot, and the girls weren't as useless-except-as-romantic-interests. See here for (slightly) more info. She's coming straight from Mexico. ]

There was a short film called The Little Mermaid. It's interesting to see all these interpretations.



[warning: gore]

I didn't know the reality of a cross-country move would mean so many lists.

[ Filtered to TW People ]

Hey, everyone. I know we've got a few new banshees in the mix, so I thought I'd let everyone know that there's a banshee focus group (doesn't that sound official?) to train, exchange notes, and drink too much coffee happening in Hawaii. I know we're from different universes and so everything won't be identical in terms of powers, but it can't hurt, and sometimes it's just good to vent.

We've also got a few non-banshees who have been trying to figure out a safer way to locate the dead bodies, so they're going to be in the mix.

I've been up to my eyeballs with work lately, but how does next Sunday evening work for a meeting time? Let me know.

[ /Filter ]

Hey there. I know I've talked with some of you already, but I wanted to apologize for coming off a little curt the other day. It's been a real month.

Name's Jordan Parrish. I ordinarily don't look like this, but when I came through the portal made some refurbishments, I guess. Still trying to figure out where I stand in all this, but thanks for the hospitality and the explanations. Think I'm up to speed, now.

Oh, I talked to the other me, and I'm not a banshee, and I didn't grow up in Beacon Hills, either. So I guess our backstory's are pretty different. I still don't think I'm anyt If anyone needs any help cleaning up after the storm this weekend, let me know. I'd be glad to help out.

I've never really been the kind to burn, but goodness, this Hawaii sun is intense.

[ those with abilities related to memory ]

Hello. My name is Allison Argent. I've [...] recently experienced a sort of [...] trauma that has left my memory in shambles, both those from the past and those moving forward. I was wondering if I could speak to someone with some knowledge of techniques I could use to stabilize the new ones, at the least.

Thank you.

What the actual fuck.

Why do I have so much hair?

[ OOC: portal-swapped isaac! ]

[ teen wolf, stilinskis will get an extra alert ]

Hey guys. I wanted to drop in quickly to let you know that your father is being treated by some doctors right now at the hospital. He's fine, just a mild concussion and some bumps and scrapes, but they're giving him a thorough once-over to make sure he's good before releasing him.

Parrish and I are heading over, but he wanted me to wanted to give you a heads up. He should be out soon, and then he's taking the rest of the weekend off.

Again, reiterating that it's nothing to panic over, just precautions. Text me and I'll keep you updated.

As if I didn't already feel crazy enough.

[...] I've been told there are multiple A. Argents here. I'm looking for one in particular, though I'd like to meet you all.

This is

But I was finally starting to blend in a little. Sort of. A little I mean, not really, but

Is this really Hawaii?

grumpy cat

How long do you think it'll take me to run two miles?

Alex, why is your alternate universe mom so hot? This is like illegal levels of hot.

On that note, I woke up hungover on a beach this morning and I have no idea where I'm going to be living. But Mo- Da- Moms, if either one of you give me a shot, I promise to be a good tenant. I will do my own laundry (all three billion dresses that Lydia made me buy today) and the dishes and even cook most of the time. I'll get a job and everything too!

Listen, I'm having a really bad year. So can we just not?

Just so we're clear, HPD, giving me a new phone isn't enough to make up for dropping me in the middle of some nerd's wet dream without my consent.

This isn't going to work; it's not even a Ouija board and then-- Oh-- wait, it's on? Oh. Okay, hi! This is Allison Argent; can anyone read this? Is this working? Hello?

So who's watching?