blackpoint - the au community

New phone, new number. Old one got, well, crushed, and I was getting calls from sales people too much anyway. Did you know you actually have a limit to how many numbers you can block at any given time? So if you get a text from someone that seems like they know you but you don't recognize the number, it might be me.

Someone needs to perfect the indestructible phone, by the way.

Rhodey, Honeybuns, where did the last two weeks go? Because I definitely don't remember them.

Children, future/alternate/whatever, of mine - roll call. Other members of the illustrious Stark family, you too.

I'm not entirely convinced we didn't take a wrong turn into a black hole, Honey Bear. But they're saying it's not my fault and that you should get me a drink.

Twins was the universe's way of saying "you're welcome" and "fuck you" all in one. Is summer over yet? WAIT, better idea: Jim, can we send them to summer camp? Like those obnoxious ones in the movies. They can parent trap someone, learn how to make moonshine, it'll be great.

So. I'd like to say this is new, but it isn't. Multiple worlds, alternate realities. I think the only real surprise is getting a free trip to Hawaii.

Hi, I'm Jess. I heard some of my people were here?

[ooc: Jess from Cap-never-came-back world]

Someone dropped off a stray.

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Hello again, Hawaii.

All right, I've got two kids accounted for, one to go. She's probably burning the place down. Leggy, blonde, likes guns and needs her mouth washed out with soap?

[OOC: Future BP Jess surprise!]