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Ellie's first birthday is in less than two weeks. How did this happen?! I'm not ready.

Ellie's crawling everywhere. I had a feeling when I was pregnant that she'd be the type to do things pretty quickly and oh, my god, was that accurate.

She just can't help wanting to do everything, I guess!

I am willing - freely willing and borderline begging, mind - to give an hour of play on my iPhone 9 to the first person who can bring me a Venti salted caramel latte with organic milk if they manage to get it past George.

A rush order is appreciated. Dropping me into the ocean is not a good way to wake me up.

Hello there!

I hope everyone's doing well this afternoon! As some of you know, back home I had a children's clothing line called Snickerdoodles that was about to launch before i came here. Luckily I had my sketches on me when I arrived, and I'll be debuting the line next Saturday at the Children's Museum of Los Angeles. Admittance is free to everyone here, and if any of your children would like to model some of the outfits I still have time to alter the clothing to their measurements. The only images released will be from the professional models, not your children, so please let me know if you're interested! We'll have some yummy food and snacks to celebrate, and it would mean a lot if some of you came.

They said that having a newborn would be exhausting. I don't know why I doubted that.

( little baby picture )

text to Jane Bennet-Lee, G. Darcy, Fitz, Emma Woodhouse and Alex Knightley, William Darcy, too, just for inclusion purposes

>>Baby's coming.
>> On our way to hospital.

Happy Birthday, Jane Bennet-Lee! Give me a few hours and I'll be waddling to your door to give you your present, promise.

I've hit the point where flying is off the table, driving makes me sick and walking agitates my feet.

Baby Darcy, you are lucky you're adorable.

All I want for Christmas is for my feet to fit in my shoes again.









And for more cake.

Oh, dear. Does someone have an extra juice box or a sippy cup? Mine all floated away, and it's always easier to figure out what to do when your two year old's distracted.

So tiiiiiiny problem. My OB/GYN isn't exactly a doctor yet. Any recommendations?

Ideally someone that won't try to force me into a birth plan I don't want, but other than that, hit me with your best shot.

My life has become rage quitting Candy Crush at least once a day.

Pretty sure that requesting a seaweed wrap for technically my first Mother's Day did not constitute being dumped in the ocean once again.